Tag: life

  • setti í dag heimsmet í stysta afmælissöng sungnum til

  • I see your Schwartz is as big as mine

  • Loksins, loksins, loksins

    Eða fine-effing-ally

  • Greining

    (bráðabirgða)niðurstöður úr víðtækri og ítarlegri (og hrikalega prófesjonel) greiningu minni á þeim sem ég hitti að leik á leikskólanum Suðurborg (utan opnunartíma).

    TegundUpprunalandFjöldi
    mammaÍsland3 stk
    pabbiÍsland5 stk
    mammaPólland19 stk

  • Coffee

    Coffee – helping parents get through one more day for 400 years

  • Stattu upp

    Pósturinn frá Hugleiki
  • Borgarættin

  • Tennis

    Played tennis yesterday!!!

    It was great fun & we’re planning to try it again soon. Next time we might even put up the net.

    (the soft, kid-size balls are staying though)

  • adventures in the elevator

    much like kenny, he always has the hood of his parka up

    he’ll never enter the elevator if you’re already in there

    if you enter the elevator with him already in it (as he lives on the 6th/top floor and has to perilously travel past all the other floors every time he leaves or returns, this happens fairly often), he will move as far away from you as he can (in an elevator, this is not very far)

    he never talks to anyone. when the elevator goes up he’ll sometimes mumble something about crashing. the moment he gets outside he’ll start chanting something. occasionally he’ll shout something, but it’s never directed at anyone. at least not anyone you can see

    in his seven years living there, siggimus has never ever ever ever heard him making conversation

    .

    when the elevator door opened to let siggimus in, a pained expression came over him. he looked down and inched closer to the wall

    siggimus entered the elevator and pressed the close door button

    ‘what does that button do?’

    ‘you press it to close the door’

    ‘the door closes automatically’

    ‘erm, it makes the door close a little bit faster’

    ‘…’

    ‘this button keeps the door open’

    ‘…’

  • Tilviljun?

    er það tilviljun að stóra ísmálið kemur upp á sama tíma og esb opnar hér skrifstofu?

    strákarnir okkar tapa? saltið? gillz? landsdómur? órg? brjóstin?

    EÐA ER ÞETTA ALLT EITT STÓRT SAMSÆRI, og á morgun vöknum við, búin að missa fullveldið og fiskinn og heita vatnið og fallegu konurnar og strákana okkar og hreina loftið og allt sem okkur er kært?

    …ESB stal því á meðan við vorum að rífast um brjóst, óla grís og bleikan ís


    ölgerðin, feministar, spánn, órg, esb, emmessís og enkur franskur sílíkonsframleiðandi búin að makka sig saman um heimsyfirráð yfir öllu íslandi

    við eigum ekki séns, förum bara út að gera engla í snjóinn á meðan við megum það enn