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but numbers have been propping up a lot lately

8 – the hot chicks that follow siggimus around wherever he goes
0 – the number of other dudes being followed by said hot chicks
1 – the times siggimus has been rudely forgotten & abandoned by aforementioned hot chicks. fortunately they returned about 15 mins later, only realising siggimus had been missing at all when he claimed to be a bit hurt
17 – the times siggimus has proclaimed hurtfulness at being forgotten & abandoned. what made it worse is: 8 effing hot chicks – who notices losing one?? while out of the 9 people in the group, siggimus clearly stands out as the tallest & biggest & perspiringest & the interestingnessest plus the only one with noticeable facial hair
735 – the numbers of hotels inspected by siggimus & hot chicks (or so it seems)
400 – the kilometres walked (or so it seems)
2 – the number of days since departure
45 – the number of euros spent so far
1 – the number of complimentary bottles of red wine waiting for siggimus in his room
7 – the times the respectable hr manager had to request abba from the dj at costa cabana
1 – the times the respectable hr manager had to threaten violence, requesting abba from the dj at costa cabana
5 – the number of stars the hotel siggimus stays in has
7 – the number of bottles of red & white wine served with dinner last night
413 – the litres of water drunk by siggimus
412 – the litres of sweat perspired by siggimus
5 – the number of hotels that seriously kick ass & siggimus would love to stay in
10 – the (approximate) number of decadent hotels siggimus probably wouldn’t enjoy staying in much
1 – the number of siggimuses that are turning into hotel snobs
24 – the average number of degrees centigrade that have recently turned siggimus into a profuse perspirant
1 – the times siggimus has had bacon & eggs for breakfast … so far
17 – the times siggimus has sung ‘hallelujah’ when he feels the gentle sea breeze upon his person, tempering the perspiration momentarily
3 – the grade the lobby pianist gets, for using a drum machine, possibly for increased drama
7,8 – the grade the lobby pianist might get if he dropped the drum machine sitting on top of the grand piano & the cheesy sunglasses
1 – the number of coupons siggimus has to the lopesan costa meloneras resort spa & casino spa
2 – the number of times siggimus will have soaked in a wonderful warm bath in his hotel room in 1 hour