siggimus
stuff siggimus isn’t bothered to call anything else
or little venice, as siggimus likes to call it
in gran canaria
pillow on one effing wide bed!
(yes, there are two pillows in the pic, but siggimus is of course only talking about the top one, don’t be silly)
awaiting whisky
to the sqeak of crickets
you’re staying in a fancy ass hotel
you’re in a fancy-ass hotel
will have to do
outside the siggimus chamber
& other sundry toiletries
now eat!