a slightly crashed into car wasn’t enough …
a broken bike (a bit actually came off! – quite an important bit) wasn’t enough …
a dead tv wasn’t enough …
a laptop starting to pose as a paperweight wasn’t enough …
another dead tv wasn’t enough …
the (admittedly) ancient desktop puter has now decided to follow suit
google effing body browser literally killed it dead
after some 2-3 mins of showing the wife (a nurse) the incredible magic that can be performed with modern technology, the prehistoric machine gave a hiccup, froze, started whining like mad, and a few mins later passed away
(a moment of silence, please)
to borrow a bit from a classic:
it’s not pinin’! it’s passed on! this puter is no more!
it has ceased to be! it’s expired and gone to meet it’s maker!
it’s a stiff! bereft of life, it rests in peace!
if it wasn’t a puter it’d be pushing up the daisies! its metabolic processes are now ‘istory!
it’s off the twig! it’s kicked the bucket, it’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisibile!!
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