no coincidence

turns out it’s no coincidence that cat rhymes with brat


cat/brat

every day when siggimus comes home from work, the little furry critter waits next to the door & starts grunting & mini-meowing to indicate that siggimus is to play & cuddle

this instant

so, siggimus tries to locate the toy (not easy!) to play a bit


the toy in question

so, when siggimus finds the toy, he picks it up & throws it, along the floor, to the furthest end of casa siggimusum – all the way over to the east wing

at which, ugla the cat shoots off like a rocket, chasing after it, generally coming to a screeching halt on the slippery parquet floor. only occasionally bumping into things a bit

mostly, this goes well

1,2 seconds after she reaches the toy, the joy of the hunt fades & the grunting & half-meowing starts anew

occasionally, she will pick up the toy, run to siggimus & drop it at his feet


cat/brat w/toy

occasionally as in once every 63 times or so

the other times, she gives siggimus a puppy-eyed (yes, yes) look & half-meows a bit more. even half miaaaaas a bit. appealing to siggimuses infamous kindness & generosity of spirit

being a kind & generous spirit, siggimus does her bidding

repeat 150-200 times, or until right after siggimus collapses into a panting lump of wheeze on the floor, having run two and a half marathons (at least!)

not that siggimus is complaining (siggimus would never do that!), but a bit of gratitude would be appreciated. do you hear that, ugla?

update: seriously, some of those sounds are a kind of blend between meowing, purring & something that could come out of miss piggy. even more annoying at 5 in the morning…

updated update: ‘cuddling’, for ugla involves siggimus risking various extremities in petting her or rubbing. this pleases her greatly momentarily, but typically evolves into her trying to bite sizable chunks off of said extremities within seconds. maybe this is because she can’t go out to hunt birds or mice?


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2 responses to “no coincidence”

  1. Cat appreciation runs along the lines of leaving decapitated mice by the door . . .

  2. she’s not allowed out, & mice aren’t allowed in, so i guess that won’t happen much…

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