august 2002

karaoke of death [31 august 2002]

on way home from golf, siggimus is plagued with karaoke from hell on the bus

krissi & sibbi & óskar & gulli & dídí & björgvin torture the rest with their feeble attempts at singing

ugh!

*prospect of constant nightmares*

golf!! [31 august 2002]

😐

turns out siggimus is a natural at the thing

this is discovered at a tournament for the siggimus colleagues in úthlíð (biskupstungur) where it rains buckets of cats & dogs for hours on end until everything is soaking wet, even the golfballs

too bad it’s such a silly sport

otherwise siggimus’d be liable to take it up & be great at it

party [30 august 2002]

a wee party to bid adieu to the summer employees at work. siggimus uses it as a chance to wind down a bit after the tiring week

puha!! [30 august 2002]

thinking that the grand opening would mean a break or a few days of less stress was obviously a very silly conclusion

it’s been worse!!!

if this continues, siggimus will have his name changed back to kunta kinte

tratteraaaa! [26 august 2002]

grand opening of the latest siggimus wee project

puh! [24 august 2002]

frantic cleaning of house

woo-haa! [23 august 2002]

siggimus stops working for a bit to join some of the ole gang from uni for a feast at players (a joint that turns out to be a sports bar instead of a strip joint). having to wait while some silly buggers watch the end of some silly football match (none of the teams involved was fylkir, the only reason anyone should be interested in the silly sport at all)

anyhoo, addi was there & kolla & ágústa, of course. also dóra (who siggimus had ignobly forgotten all about :/), sigga & svava & anna kapitola. j & guðrún represented the teachers

also a few buggers siggimus doesn’t really know

&

*shudder*

gunnhildur 😐

now there’s a person whose existence siggimus could have done without being reminded of

*relaxing yoga stuff*

otherwise, siggimus has a wicked grand time

the incident [23 august 2002]

ok, ders dis man in a wheelchair in da bar. he has dis chick with him to push him around & kiss him

as things go in bars, this man got drunk in his wheelchair

as things go with drunk men in bars, they need to do #1

as things go with drunk men in wheelchairs in bars, they can’t stand up against them urinals. that’s one of the reasons they need them chicks around

as she drives him into the little boys’ room, she announces to all who want to know: ‘don’t worry boys! i’m not going to peek at your willies! just his!’

so, the chick whips out a little plastic container (bekken in icelandic :|) & then yanks out the feller’s pecker so he can go

they chat merrily during

mostly about football

afterwards, chick cleans bekken in wee sink & then dries it under the blower thingy

so

what siggimus wants to know is: where does siggimus sign up for a chick like that??!!?

again! [22 august 2002]

another 12 hour day

puh! [21 august 2002]

a huge big long 12 hour day leaves a siggimus tired

but extremely productive!

siggimus will unveil his latest project sometime around this weekend…

shrinks [20 august 2002]

the (probably) smallest reading group in da world grows even smaller

an attempt to enlarge it actually leads to it shrinking

hehe [18 august 2002]

‘i’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy’

asked how he would like to be remembered: ‘achievement is for senators and scholars. at one time i had ambitions but i had them removed by a doctor in buffalo. it started as cyst, it grew under my arm and i had to have new shirts made, it was awful. but i have them in a jar at home now’

asked how he attained his signature vocal style: ‘terry, i drink my own urine’

tom waits sure has a way with words 🙂

misses culture night [17 august 2002]

kinda on purpose. decides to retire from the world, take it easy with a few excellent flicks if you will

rents one, then sees another on tube (with subtitles in danish)

dang!! [16 august 2002]

almost gets to meet elma lísa

after all this time!! to miss out on an encounter like that because of a very important & exciting meeting

ohhhhh

life most surely & indeed sucks, right?

instant bath [14 august 2002]

takes the instantest bath ever

scolding hot to boot

hmmm? [8 august 2002]

a slightly disappointed cripple doctor tells siggimus that his feet ain’t shorter than the other & both of them too long

🙁

siggimus was getting used to the thought of being a cripple

measured [6 august 2002]

siggimus is made to lie on a long ruler & x-rayed for to check which leg is how much longer than the other & which both of his feet’s too long

blah! [2-5 august 2002]

does practically nothing

oh, watches a flick or two

whoa!!

snooooooker [1 august 2002]

in a farewell ceremony for jonkurteiz — seeing him off kinda stuff — jds, iluks, ego & siggimus join old man river for the longest game of snooker since t. rex gave up the sport

siggimus actually hits a few of the little balls into some of them pocket thingies

siggimus ce héros

cripple!!! [1 august 2002]

one of [siggimus’] legs is shorter than the other| ‘n’ both [siggimus’] feet’s too long

to plagiphrase a lost genious

turns out siggimus is a cripple!! one of his legs is shorter than the other, which is on the other hand longer

could explain about 5 years worth of intermittent nightmarish backpains


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