holiday [31 july 2002]
joins bh & his little ‘uns on a trip to hvanneyri, siggif’s residence
wooppeee!
now dat’s what siggimus calls fun. driving for an hour, listening to kiddie songs, den meeting with siggif, driving to hreðavatn for a wee hike
turns out dem kids is complete & utter brats
almost enough to turn a siggimus off kids forever!
almost
when da gang gets back, steaks are thrown on the barbie & a delicious meal prepared. yummy!! *slurp!*
meeting [30 july 2002]
in da wee r-group
dis time held at berglind’s, who whips out mocha & homebaked bread & goodies
crapped on [28 july 2002]
strutting around downtown, going to feed the duck on the pond, siggimus is evilly & ignobly crapped on by a vile foul bird
damn thee, oh foul foul bird
where’s titus? [27 july 2002]
wanting to make amends, siggif invites siggimus to go see that single performance of titus, outdoors & stuff
siggif picks up siggimus at just after 18.00 hrs to feed him
takes siggimus to his grandma’s for a wee dish of delicious leftovers
then over to siggif’s for a bit of redwine
19.00. beep! beep! siggif takes a pic of siggimus with his one-time-use camera
“what say us heroes walk to the theatre?”
“sure, how long does it take?” “oh, about an hour”
“ah. siggimus just asks because the play starts in 40 mins”
“puh! they’re starting the play with a parade somewhere. we’ll just show up at where the play will actually be performed at 20.30. 21 even”
“oh, ok. as siggif says”
so, off is strutted & a bottle of red drunk en route
20.00. beep! beep! siggif takes a pic of lotsa busses with his one-time-use camera
dey gets to dat place at approx. 20.30 & start looking for a play or a parade. neither is openly apparent
so, dey decides to wait for this parade thing inside glaumbar
an hour & a few drinks pass. still no parade
21.00. beep! beep! siggif takes a pic of the insides of glaumbar with his one-time-use camera
so, at ca. 21.30 dey goes off in search of dat parade
de closest dey comes is finding a lot of people coming out of an amphitheatre of sorts
hmmmm? siggimus must wonder to himself
22.00. beep! beep! siggif takes a pic of lots of people coming out of titus with his one-time-use camera
well, at least they makes the premier party & get to have themselves a few brews
den dey trots over to tapas bar for a bit to eat
23.00. beep! beep! siggif tries to take a pic of the hotly waitress with the blonde hair down to her butt at the tapas bar with his one-time-use camera. she ain’t too happy about it
anyhoo, enough about that. suffice it to say that a lot of pubs were visited & a lot of drinking was done & a pic was taken on the hour every hour & still everybody was home at just over 2!!
pops over to siggif’s [26 july 2002]
even takes a taxi, because siggif sounds soo eager to see siggimus
& who can blame him? honestly?!!?
anyhoo, siggif on phone upon arrival
when done, he stands up & makes weewee in a bottle
erm..?
well, dey chats for a bit before siggif gets up to get his bottle, takes it out to the balcony where a spooked siggimus sees him make weewee on plants & pour the contents on the bottle along with it
“whatthe#%$”????” exclaims siggimus surprisedly
“nitrates, man!” replies siggif, shaking his head at siggimus’ ignorance. “nitrates!”
“nothing like it for the plants, man!”
in the middle of a lecture on dry toilets & the terrible waste involved in flushing this precious stuff down the toilet, literally, siggif’s stumach sees fit to upset him a bit
this makes siggif get up & invite siggimus to sleep in da master bedroom (all by his lonesome, mind you!) because siggif prefers roughing it on a wee mattress
den siggif promptly falls asleep
erm..?
precisely 59 mins have passed since siggimus got off dat 1st taxi when he gets in da oder 1
känner ni doften af råg? [25 july 2002]
siggimus will have to plead temporary insanity to the charges of going to see a play in swedish
temporary insanity & free tickets
anyhoo. despite barely understanding half, siggimus had quite a bit of fun. not bad, the bits that siggimus got
afterwards, the gang (b&j&f) go pubhopping
this has quite improved siggimus’ swedish
again!! [25 july 2002]
hottest doctor on planet calls siggimus again
this time to tell him there might actually be a bit wrong with him
well, it would explain a few things…
:'( [20 july 2002]
sometimes even the painfullest of truths must be accepted
dat darn neck costs siggimus a camping trip with 3 chicks
*sob*
wild night [19 july 2002]
showing up at 1900 hrs as discussed, siggimus manages to shock jds, who hadn’t even contemplated taking a shower yet
well, der’s pizza & the macallan & beer & a lot of chatting
den downtown in othorvaldsson’s agricultural machine for a beer at nelly’s. den over to kaffibarinn for an 8 second stop before heading over to — surprise!! — 22
watches da gang wiggle der for a bit before heading off to a rendez-vous with the viðeygoers at thorvaldsen bar
all cheer at sight of siggimus, who then goes & orders a double 10yo glengoyne
mmm
& who appears outta nowhere?!!?
jóhanna!! screaming something about not forgetting her
siggimus promises not to
promises to keep the dream alive
jóhanna lives in our hearts
den over to kaffi list, where þorri is can be found, looking like a mix between i am sam & someone drinking for da first time. den found again discussing the need for more ships in switzerland with dat director feller, jonni
jonkurteiz!! [19 july 2002]
jonkurteiz shows up at siggimus work & cheats him out of a certainty trip to viðey with colleagues & into a wild night of pizza & alcohol w/ him & da gang
sms from kolla! [19 july 2002]
an invitation to go camping in arnarstapi w/ 3 chicks
eeeek!!!
how can a siggimus be expected to say no to that??!?
phone call from dr. hot chick!! [18 july 2002]
she calls to tell siggimus in her hot-chicky voice that he ain’t about to kick no bucket
she cares!!
😀
röntgen [18 july 2002]
siggimus poses for a few sexy pics
all decent, mind you!
never took dat pink robe off…
bus ride from hell [18 july 2002]
ohsiggimus’god!!
like a sardine in a tiny little tin, siggimus almost gets squashed on bus going to work
der had to be at least 300 people on dat ting!
…well, little, teenaged mini-people, but still!
sweet lord [17 july 2002]
there she is again..!
*sigh*
ooo la la! [15 july 2002]
sweet mama!!
mmmm, that is one hot little doctor chick!
siggimus should be ill more often 😀
flicks again [13 july 2002]
this time same director, different chick
also, a golden oldie
back to work [10 july 2002]
well, ‘work’ would have to be considered an overstatement
back
flick [9 july 2002]
going silly with boredom & having poked his eyes ’till it hurt, siggimus gives up & goes out to find something to wile away the time
it comes in the form of two movies; 1 of’em featuring one of the hottest chicks in moving pictures dese years & da oder 1, erm… well, siggimus forgets *blush*
dis ain’t funny no more [9 july 2002]
again?!!?
pfffft!!
now siggimus gots to make some calls
hmmm? [8 july 2002]
what’s this?!
da siggimus ill?
unfit for work??
da aliens must be afoot
heading homeward [7 july 2002]
ouch!
da airmattress was airless again, but go figure…
siggimus famously fast at packing his tent & somehow after a few hours of wrangling, all the baggage fits into da car again. den da car is pointed toward reykjavik & off is speeded
*poof*
after about 10 minutes of digging da spare tire is reached & consequently screwed on in place of da punctured one
rest of trip goes well. quite a nice place, dat systrakaffi in klaustur
yikes! siggimus hikes! [6 july 2002]
the plan was for being off at 7.30 & back at around 19.30 to fire up da barbie
waking up at 10, a new plan was instantly forged & a shorter route found: bæjarstaðaskógur instead of kjós
well, a lot of sweat was sweated
& that was indeed a delightful little forest
after a bit of stretching, the barbie is fired up & lots of stuff thrown on it & then eaten
just before party dies out, minna decides to join & keep it going
that is one charming cow! go minna!!
off dey goes! [5 july 2002]
siggimus takes off from work at noon in order to pack & get ready for da big trip!
has to wait a bit, but eventually a wee gang shows up to pick him up: kolla, steinn (da rock?) & arna. siggimus’ luggage pushed into car with shoehorn & off dey goes!
happy trails! except for the bit where it rains two cats & a dog
anyhoo, dey don’t turn around despite distrusting declarations of gústa that it is not raining in skaftafell, where they meet up with a bunch of people from da police & immigration
well, tents are tented, hikes are planned & people are gotten to know & beer is drunk & glacier is walked to but seems to have shrunk & disappeared behind a very cold river
yea!! [4 july 2002]
like a dream come true, siggimus gets a call from kolla, who invites him on a camping weekend in skaftafell, interspersed with a bit of hiking
party party party!!!
doesn’t get tiny fridge [3 july 2002]
an attempt to exchange the boing coupons siggimus managed to wrangle from the siggimus mom for a wee refrigirator fails
dey ran out
pfffft!
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