siggimus

Tag: rant

  • býr sig undir skemmtilegar 6 vikur fram að jólum. en það stefnir í að allt að 93% þess sem íslendingar setja á facebook snúist um að vinna krullujárn, pulsu, æpadd eða eitthvað álíka æsispennandi jedúddamía hvað ég er spenntur! vona bara að ég missi ekki af einu einasta!!

  • wtf

    wtf facebook!? how the hell do you know about my dentist?!

  • Sigirdirs

    So, the official latvian thing for such things has deemed that the latvian version of my name is Sigirdirs Tours Jouhannesons. This even though Sigurds is a real latvian name Why do i care, you may ask? why thank you for asking If they don’t reconsider, my daughter’s latvian passport will say Sandra Sigirdardoutira :s

  • as if …

    a slightly crashed into car wasn’t enough … a broken bike (a bit actually came off! – quite an important bit) wasn’t enough … a dead tv wasn’t enough … a laptop starting to pose as a paperweight wasn’t enough … another dead tv wasn’t enough … the (admittedly) ancient desktop puter has now decided to…

  • brand “new” tv, part ii

    “new” tv is kinda working now sorta kinda there was no functioning remote, so there was no way to search for channels a flick through revealed four or five channels, two of them with actual proper sound and not just white noise those two are sky sports 2 & itv 2. so this weekend was…

  • out with the old

    & slightly broken in with the … erm … older & slightly less(?!?) broken so the old, humongous & broken tv that had taken to going off with a highly dramatic poof! when it deemed enough tv had been watched, has been replaced with a new(?!?) one that’s way petiter & fits snugly in the…

  • it was an invitation!

    of course! it was an invitation! (how could one miss that?!) to a gloriously fun even just outside the window an invitation to witness dancing & loud awful music & more dancing & even a play, with more awful loud music & if one would only comes out, one receives the free gift of a…

  • letter, handwritten

    erm :s from the mailbox: (of course it’s not addressed to siggimus (or anyone else, for that matter) & it’s entirely possible that siggimus can’t read, but…) neat, decorated with some glitter spermazoid, picture of folding garden chair, & a tiny flag stapled onto (click pic for big) oscar 14:4-9 all the things are possible…

  • shame about the music

    real cool video shame about the music. you might remember these guys as ‘the guys from the treadmill video’ so they’ll be known as the guys with the videos they should call these short films & sell the songs as ‘the song from that short film …’

  • travel tips for…

    airports all over the world don’t be just another franchise in the chain of hell kastrup airport offering people the chance to check in via one of those clever little kiosks you have all over & then having them wait in the same check-in line as the un-checked-in others to hand over baggage, kinda defeats…

  • but why does it have to stink?

    why would anyone buy a stinky shampoo or conditioner? why use soap or shower gel that leaves you clean, but stinky? hand-soap or under-arm roll-on or whatever you use for antiperspirant – why the eff pick a stinky one? you use all these things & remove the ‘bad’ stink to replace it with ‘good’ stink…