I work for a huge, US-based global corporation that is so fond of three-letter-acronyms that they are only ever called TLAs. I have often wondered what on earth most of them mean. Today I got to experience one of them – WFH – first hand.
Must say there was a lot more Timmy Time than I expected.
Veist þú hvað gerist þegar þú ert að hjálpa litlu fólki að klára dýrindis hafragraut og um leið og þú stingur fullri skeiðinni í munninn kemur hnerri?
Núna veit ég það
/Do you know what happens when you are helping a certain little someone finish some tasty oatmeal pudding and at the exact moment you put a spoonful of the deliciousness into their mouth, they sneeze?
Well, now I do
So, sitting and keeping consant vigil (earvigil?) over the breathing of my beautiful daughters as they sleep – their mom is upstairs catching up with her family, I have the following thoughts, pretty much simultaneously
The best thing about being a power-procrastinator is the immense, overwhelming feeling of satisfaction you get when (if!) you finally get around to doing thing, weeks, months, or even years later
the trick is to wait just long enough to get that feeling, but not so long that the authorities come knocking
So the day we come home with two tired kids, a pram, three 5 kg bags of soil, a 5 kg bag of cat food, and 15 kg of kitty litter is the day the elevator chooses to be out of order
Fortunately we only live on the fifth floor
Also: so the moment after the last trip up, as I was putting everything down, wheezing like an asthmatic kitty, is the moment Sandra chooses to figure out how to remove one of the thingies that used to hold up the hallway mirror
Fortunately none of the pieces of mirror landed on Sandra when they crashed to the floor.
Læknirinn sagði að íþróttameiðslin frá í gær væru kölluð Weekend Warrior og séu algeng hjá miðaldra íþróttamönnum þegar þeir fara að hægja á
Ég var svo ánægður með að hann kallaði mig íþróttamann að ég var heillengi að fatta að hann kallaði mig miðaldra
The doctor said last night’s sport-related injury is called ‘weekend warrior’, and typically happens to middle aged athletes when they start slowing down
I was so excited about the athlete bit that i didn’t even notice the middle aged bit for a bit
Watching the nutcracker on tv brings back painful memories of my intense, if short-lived, career in ballet
is there a fate worse than being stuck at home, ill
…and not find the effing tv remote?
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
Sandra horfði aðeins niður og leit upp mjög spennt og undrandi: Tveir fætur!!
After looking down for a few moments, Sandra looked up. extremely excited and surprised she shouted: Two feet!!
