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Tag: english
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Hmmm, what is it you call that thing you make in Excel..?
“Create and excel spreadshit for tracking the status of re” -
The difference between mom and dad is that one of them knows when to stop taking pictures
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Muphry’s Law
Muphry’s Law is the editorial application of the better-known Murphy’s Law. Muphry’s Law dictates that:
- if you write anything criticising editing or proofreading, there will be a fault in what you have written;
- if an author thanks you in a book for your editing or proofreading, there will be mistakes in the book;
- the stronger the sentiment in (a) and (b), the greater the fault; and
- any book devoted to editing or style will be internally inconsistent.
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Hrossaflugur
Á þeim hrossaflugum sem ég hef skoðað virðast ekki nema 3-4 af 6 löppum gera nokkuð gagn, og max annar vængurinn.
Eina mögulega skýringin á hrossaflugum…
Although it lasted only a few million years, the Awkward Age was considered hazardous for most species -
Opera
“I fucking hate opera! It’s just fucking vowels! Subsidised, foreign, vowels!!”
Malcolm Tucker, In the thick of it -
Borrowed from here -
einn bjór enn á Propaganda
/one more beer at Propaganda -
Kisa
Sandra fær hugmynd: Telma, viltu vera kisa?
/Sandra has a great idea: Telma, you want to be a cat?
Telma kisa -
Sólgleraugu
þegar dætur þínar eru búnar að hirða öll flottu sólgleraugun
when the girls have taken all the cool sunglasses…
siggimus – ekki með flott sólgleraugu -