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sees cooking with elvis with b

a bit of a disappointment, but maybe that was because of too high expectations

quite funny, but some of the jokes fell a bit short somehow

second half considerably better

some days one wonders if they had been better spent hanging upside down by the balls outside in the rain, being spat at & humiliated by mean but beautiful chicks with sexy behinds

& some days one just isn’t quite sure

to the pixies ;D

here you can find a whole gig dey played on april 13 🙂

siggimus about to check it

hey! looky, looky! it’s elvis!!

saw this coming out of the garden next door!!

cute little stokkendur

bjössi calls & invites siggimus over, where he & iluks are sipping something that ain’t carrot juice

a suitable atmosphere greets siggimus: out of the thick smoke seep the melancholy tones of cure’s pornography

den bjössi suggests da gang go to a café

all abide

when the hot foreign chick comes over to serve, she politely but firmly (& lastly but not leastly, cutely) refuses to serve bjössi beer

good call, hot foreign chick! bjössi is quite drunk :/

*sneeeeeze!!!

excuse siggimus please,

so, poor ole bjössi only gets coffee, while iluks gets a big 1 & siggimus a chick size one

upon leaving, bjössi cusses hot foreign chick to hades & back, while iluks & siggimus both think quite fondly of her…

please do not mock the counter

just put it up, so give it time

… & come often ;D

a man, a woman & 117 cows

& new zealand cows are beautiful, even if they are just in black & white…

quite surreal most of the time, but beautiful cows & chicks kept it afloat

da agoraphobic dog was great, scuttling about under that box…

He even answered a question on the minds of many. “Mr. President, who will we be handing the Iraqi government over to on June 30th?”

BUSH (actual words): “We’ll find that out soon. That’s what Mr. Brahimi is doing. He’s figuring out the nature of the entity we’ll be handing sovereignty over.”

See, Brahimi is on it. He’s gonna let us know. No truth to the rumor Cheney plans to sell the strife-torn nation to Halliburton for an undisclosed sum and some quid pro quo to be named later.

Once the entity is identified and order restored it will be safe to implement the president’s time-tested economic development strategy — distribute generous tax breaks to the rich and open the region to exploitation by corporate friends with addresses in the Bahamas.

Some of the questions were kind of tough but stuff kept coming out of his mouth. “Now is the time and Iraq is the place.” And the smirk stayed tucked away, at least until it leaked out when he said the oil revenue stream there is “pretty darn significant.”

But trouble loomed ahead, a grave and gathering question. Mr. President: “After 9-11, what would your biggest mistake be … and what lessons have learned from it?”

BUSH (actual words): “I wish you’d have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it. John, I’m sure historians will look back and say, gosh, he could’ve done it better this way or that way. You know, I just — I’m sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn’t yet. …”

“I hope — I don’t want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.”

And don’t get him started on those weapons of mass destruction. “They could still be there. They could be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas in a turkey farm,” some of Col. Gadhafi’s leftovers found in Libya.

why doesn’t he have people who prevent this sort of thing from happening?

maybe they are the lot that have kept it down to 3 press conferences in as many years, hehe…

shamelessly purloined from here

this one beats the letter siggimus got from mrs. sese-seko