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ain’t dis what you call adding insult to injury??

right wing fucking singles?!!?

dis thing is seriously messed up 😐

if siggimus had any say in the matter, dem people wouldn’t be allowed to breed!!

so, after work, old man grétar is bid farewell after aeons of service

even though it’s just 2 days since most of dem partied together, de thirst is mightier than most things

so, dey all cruise back to m’s place, to tromp about in dirty boots on the freshly washed floor from the last party.

wiskey was forthcoming, of course 🙂

the beer was possibly a bit too forthcoming; a point of intimacy seldom reached for less than kr. 5.000 per hour was attained, with girls going into stuff you can do with showerheads, boys being embarrassed to no end by just this description & den embarrassed even further when asked if he had ever tried the showerhead himself…

just the thing for siggimus; being invited to 3 parties after having been flogged like kunta kinte all week

sadly has to give up chance to visit jodaz in hut again to go to 2 parties, both work related

first jmj hosts a party, for the late humongous department siggimus used to belong to. excellent food, beautiful women, what else could a siggimus want?!?

den off to m’s, where a birthday party was in full swing

woooo haaaa!!!

m was quite generous with the wiskey, so she fully deserved the present siggimus got her

& rightly so. siggimus is quite proud of it. will try & post a pic of it one day

so, good fun!!

not quite

just busy!!

went away to skorradalsvatn last weekend, with jodaz, celebrating his end of exams

bjössi tags along, a bit weary, having stayed up for some 3 days

he’s started taking ciban to help him stop smoking, & apparently dat’s one of the side effects

anyhoo, when it’s finally time to throw something on the barbie, bjössi goes to take a wee nap, to return 16 hours later with a wicked mohawk and a wrinkled face

siggimus & jodaz stay up, have some beer & chat

a feeble attempt at fishing miserably ends in failure

den jodaz gets restless & insists dey visit a cottage where loud music emanates

takes a bit of wrangling, but finally manages to persuade siggimus to tag along. siggimus concocts a clever excuse for knocking on their door: he brings a cup of coffee, planning to ask for sugar

luckily, no excuse is needed, as most of the coffee was spilled on the way :/

so, 3 dudes, at least 1 of dem is sorta filthy rich, owning dat humongous hut

odd bunch

so, next day, siggimus & jodaz go hunting for a swimming pool, finding one with a lot of pregnant chicks in it in borgarnes

return to a spunky bjössi, who is growing quite thirsty

ego & iluks join in for a sweaty eurovision party

recipe for party, in various doses & not necessarily in this order:

• delicious food is artfully barbecued

• beer is vulgarly drunk

• obscenities are loudly shouted at the female contestants (mostly bjössi screaming ‘mig langar að sulla í drusluna á ruslönu’ -those of you who don’t understand this, rejoice :|)

• red wine is delicately sipped

• music is fought over (when drunk, bjössi has a tedious tendency to listen to songs he likes on again & again. siggimus pointed out to him that the repeat button was intended for 2-7 year-olds & certifiably insane people only, which excludes 4 of us…)

stir all of this into bowl & stir repeatedly until most of those present are dizzy

ps: yeah, yeah, yeah, siggimus cheats

or has a way of fiddling with the time space continuum…

with dimitri, who was setting up a new phone for the elders upstairs

delightful feller, didn’t say a word when siggimus lamely explained the help hadn’t been in for a few days…

telling him she was dead in there somewhere would probably have made for a better excuse…

with dimitri, who was setting up a new phone for the elders upstairs

delightful feller, didn’t say a word when siggimus lamely explained the help hadn’t been in for a few days; just nodded knowingly, with the look of a man who has seen far worse…

telling him the help was dead in there somewhere would probably have made for a better excuse…

so, siggimus sees the main rehearsal of don quixote, with dóra wonder as a wonderful don quixote de la mancha

wasn’t quite sure when he heard the news, but she does a great job & after a few mins one quite forgives it, & den she’s just gives us da perfect don quixote

accompanied by sith, who was excited to try the musmobile & it’s family features now she’s in the family way, & afterwards had a murderous craving for ice cream that siggimus didn’t dare stand in the way of

so, both mourned missing the eurovision song contest semi finals, but will stay glued in front of tv for the finals…

dey changed dis ting??

where is stuff?

how dis work?

where is siggimus!?!!?

notice how almost all the actual politicians on that chart have authoritarian tendencies?

the only right wing libertarian (& that’s not a whole lot libertarian, is it?) is milton friedman!!

& the only left-wing libertarians are nelson mandela, gandhi, dalai lama & siggimus

ps: siggimus’s favourite bit is seeing just how close tony blair is to silvio berlusconi 😀

siggimus once said of himself; “intellectual by nature – couch potato by choice”

but he’s not president, like the misunderestimated man

must admit that the amount of anarchist in siggimus came as a wee bit of a surprise…

not bad company, eh?

so siggimus is:

economic left/right: -5.38

social libertarian/authoritarian: -6.46

quite happy about all the evil people located there way on the other side…

you can get one too, here

who polices the police of the world?

turns out the methods used in the abu ghraib prison recently come right out of a cia ‘interrogation manual’