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  • blog from the field

    yay! siggimus has re-stocked his medicine cabinet!
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  • trisha

    ahhh, the delights of staying home for a few days & getting to watch daytime tv

    take trisha, with trisha goddard soliciting ‘the truth’ from english rednecks & trailer trash with scientific methods like polygraphs & body language experts

    so, a 23 year old chick wants to know if her graying-60-year-old-lover has cheated on her more than she allowed him to do. see, she suggested that he help her sister get pregnant as pregnancy seemed to be the only, albeit temporary, cure for her irritating skin condition. well, who wouldn’t suggest that, we are talking about skin here

    but she only allowed him to sleep with her once

    he says he only slept with the sister 20-25 times & stopped when she got preggers, but the sister (who brung with her her new man whose only comment was ‘it’s her past – everybody has a past’) claims that it was only 5-6 times & until it was proven by tests, there was always a chance the child was her ex-husband’s, vasectomy or no vasectomy

    graying 60-year-old-lover’s oldest daughter was of course present as she knows him better than anyone else present, being older than the 23 year old, her sister & her new man

    so, truth detectors & body language experts are applied to graying-60-year-old-lover & according to them he tells truth but shows some interest in furthering his career in dermatology

    sweet stuff

  • blog from the fucken field

    sweet mother of jesus!
    could someone please score a bit of this sweet stuff for siggimus!!?!
    every fucken cough & every fucken sneeze is pure fucken torture 😐

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  • blog from the field

    siggimus hasn’t bathed this much in years!
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  • hmmm

    siggimus can’t seem to be able to get rid of this urge to head south for the winter

    *cough!!

    ouch :/

  • *cough!!

    &
    *sneeze!!!?!

    so, siggimus has by now coughed & sneezed so much that every muscle in his chest aches like there’s no tomorrow

    maybe there isn’t :/

  • crap

    ‘we regret to inform you that dominos will close at 18.30 today so that the staff can go on a bender’

    had no idea siggimus felt like pizza before that sms

    anyhoo, siggimus is at home & has been since late sunday night when he came home from the theatre. probably woulda enjoyed it a bit more without the fever, but at least siggimus managed to forget the headache & bone-ache (eh??) for a bit. feisty little critter, that salka valka

    so, siggimus has kept busy coughing, sneezing, sleeping, moaning wimpily & snorting (still hasn’t mastered the art of blowing his nose, hasn’t siggimus) & watching tv until the cows come home (a siggimus is allowed to hope!)

    saw caché on friday night, & was mightily impressed indeed. still thinking about it & can’t wait to see it again!! has been online a bit ever since he got home, reading what others have to say & checking if someone picked up on something siggimus didn’t pick up on, & boy oh boy did they

    probably won’t catch everything unless siggimus watches it 12 times, & 5 of these with a spastic finger on the pause button…

    so, adieu to all, & atchooo!

  • blog from the field

    finding this little bugger inside a washing machine, siggimus barely manages to avert a terrible laundry accident

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  • snow

    wee christmas tree with snow

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  • ugh!

    fortunately, siggimus escaped unscathed!
    well, relatively unscathed. the only harm was to his ego, now that he is in shameful possession of two pieces of literature he will have to force upon some unsuspecting sucker

    but the incident got siggimus thinking of ways to get rid of people trying to talk to you about such burning issues as ‘what the future holds in store’ (cf. awake!, january – march 2006 issue) & ‘will good conquer evil?’ (cf. watchtower, january 1 2006 issue)

    years ago, having been through something similar, siggimus called radius radio show and asked for advice. advice was forthcoming, but it all pretty much involved excusing yourself to dress up in womens’ undergarments (& not much else) before inviting them in for a chat in the lewdest way imaginable
    a professor at uni suggested siggimus tell them he’s a jew before adding: ‘we killed christ & are extremely proud of it!’
    siggimus considered waving anton szandor lavey’s satanic bible in their somber faces, shouting something like ‘in the name of beelzebub, begone!’
    but you don’t want to overdo it, right? you want them to stay away, not to put a big red mark around your address, marking your home as the source from which all evil emanates. that way you might end up with daily visits from the buggers
    any suggestions?

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  • vroooom!

    tiny little sportscar

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  • blog from the field

    happy new one, all!
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