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funny shapes
evelle: these [balloons] blow up into funny shapes and all?
grocer: well no… unless round is funny. -
slurp!!
siggimus got a stupendously droolingly heavenly incredibly wonderfully unbefuckenlievably very delicious meal last night
& there was a cute little pepper mill to spice things up 🙂
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inspired
last night, siggimus played badminton (actually more good than bad!) for over an hour
seeing as siggimus is in no shape or form whatsoever at all, this would under normal cirumstances have rendered siggimus immobile – or at the very least made him walk awkwardly in an old-fartly kinda way, moaning & grunting with every painful step
instead, siggimus just walks like a fart (there was even near-strutting earlier!!), doing no more moaning & grunting than average
so, siggimus can verify that buying that bucket truly was an inspired idea!
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uffa
unfortunately his birthday isn’t for another 6 months & 2 days, but siggimus wouldn’t hold it against anyone to hand this little thing over a little early…