weather on june 17
yay!
Blog
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for jodazzz
with greeting from motorcycle mama
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bog
or jar city -
tinder(s)tickets
in the bag!
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popcorn-popping
mobile phones are, sadly, a fib
apparently, siggimus got all tangled up in the great mobile phone popcorn-popping swindle
it’s a crying shame, because now how will you make popcorn in a tent??
& as for boiling an egg with 100 mobile phones, well, at least it’s great fun to try it:
ps: if you ever attempt the popping-corn experiment – feel free to invite siggimus, who might even bring a movie …
… & watch it, while you try your best because the great mobile phone popcorn-popping swindle was a (great!) marketing hoax
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advice
excellent advice that siggimus could have used a few years ago:
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pop!
pop!
lesson learnt?
well, siggimus will try to keep the number those things close to his impressive brain below 3…[update! finally a great way to make poporn when you’re camping!!]
[even updater! doesn’t work in real life :(]
[even even updatest! culprit has confessed]
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more holes
back in ’92 sonic youth sang
society is a hole
it makes me lie to my friendsone of siggimus’ (planned) contributions to his (criminally dormant) super-group joséphine bacon was the song society as a hole
never quite finished the lyrics but it was something about blaming society as a hole for everything that’s wrong with the worlderm … couldn´t find that sy one, so instead you get this little ditty
always loved the bit about the war pig fuck president
(hmmm … does that make the current one a war piglet fuck?)another can of worms
another stomach turns
yeh yr ghetto burns
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hateyou got a stupid man
you got a ku klux klan
yr fuckin’ battle plan
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hatea sieg heil-in’ squirt
you’re an impotent jerk
yeh a fascist twerp
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hateblack robe and swill
i believe anita hill
judge will rot in hell
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hateyeah a cross on fire
by a christian liar
a black attack on fire
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hateyeah the president sucks
he’s a war pig fuck
his shit is out of luck
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hateanother nazi attack
a skinhead is cracked
my blood is black
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hatewe’re banging pots and pans
to make you understand
we gonna bury you man
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hatei’m a human wreck
a redneck in check
i killed the teacher’s pet
it’s the song i hate, it’s the song i hate
