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  • schizo


    schizo, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    lunch

  • busker


    busker, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    with accordion – of course 🙂

  • chicken??


    siggimus is a chicken??

  • dammit!


    dammit!, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    siggimus decided to walk to the bank because it stopped raining!

  • achooo!!

    fuck!! :s

    achooo!!

    fuck!! fuck!! fuck!! fuck!!

  • joke of the day

    siggimus: uffa [followed by a grimace]

    non-siggimus: hey! what’s wrong?

    siggimus: [heroically, as is his custom] nothing much, just a fractured or possibly broke rib

    non-siggimus: ouch! doesn’t it hurt like hell?

    siggimus: sure! [even more heroically] bahh! but it’s not such a big deal, it’s not one of the main ones

    non-siggimus: not one of the main ones?

    siggimus: nope, it’s a spare

  • knobless


    knobless, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    doctor who pronounced siggimuses rib fractured or even broke, proceeded to cut off (with scissors!!) a foul looking knob that had been hiding in the little brush of hair on siggimuses head for some years

    yay!

  • waiting


    waiting, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    still

  • waiting


    waiting, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    room

  • erm … as long as you avoid sneezing or coughing or laughing, a slightly cracked rib is not so serious, right..?

  • fabio in space?

    on siggimuses tv, there’s a (not too shy) guy of fairly normal complexion, with long fabio hair & an above average size knob, having his way with a woman who, from what siggimus can see, is blue all over

    it’s a pure navy blue

    & by all over, siggimus means completely & utterly
    even the hair – all of the hair
    & by from what siggimus can see, siggimus means that nothing is actually left to siggimuses overactive imagination

    hmmm, the barman is green & now there’s a white-ish old -feller with a 15 cm nose & pointy pointy ears telling fabio off for something & trying to strangle him – but he’s saved by a chick with a big bust, black lipstick & spikes out of her forehead

    *sigh!
    how could anyone not love space porn?

  • one thing!


    & they say men can only do one thing at a time!

    pfffft!