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never again
siggimus is actually having trouble breathing(not that it really has much to do with this particular brand or product – this probably isn’t even the actual product, siggimuses had ginseng or something, but the bottle was orange! – siggimus hates all stinky things & just needed to rant a bit more)
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but why does it have to stink?
why would anyone buy a stinky shampoo or conditioner?
why use soap or shower gel that leaves you clean, but stinky?
hand-soap or under-arm roll-on or whatever you use for antiperspirant – why the eff pick a stinky one?
you use all these things & remove the ‘bad’ stink to replace it with ‘good’ stink only to realise that when you finally put on the one thing you didn’t choose despite the stink, but actually because of it – perfume or eau de cologne – you have to drown out all the other fucken stinks, ending up mixing it all up in a terrible mess of incompatible fucken stinks!!
it would fucken take someone with the fucken nose of jean-baptiste fucken grenouille to fucken manage something fucken interesting out of that
(fucken rant of the day fucken courtesy of a mistakenly bought shower fucken gel that siggimus can’t fucken throw away, as there’s a recession. recession calls for frugal fucken living. even if it makes you fucken stink
& this is after siggimus has fucken stunk for just over 2 stinking hours…) -
demotivation
don’t try
teamwork
not good enough
long has siggimus preached that failure is always an option!your purpose
