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  • moët



    moet, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    for end of workweek celebrations

  • big balls

    by far the best bit of the show
    although the sweeper is also funny

    & here’s a bit from the american version:

  • the saga of the viking women

    or rather the saga of the viking women and their voyage to the waters of the great sea serpent

    plot:

    a group of lonely viking women build a ship and set off across the sea to locate their missing menfolk, only to fall into the clutches of the barbarians that also hold their men captive. there is a cameo appearance by the sea serpent

    one of roger corman’s finest

    enjoy!

    you’ll find lots more b-movie classics streaming away at amctv.com’s bmc

    [via]

  • way



    way, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    out

  • hits of sunshine (for allen ginsberg)

    today i
    said goodbye
    to my conflicted goddess
    her lush eyes
    show surprise
    at how we could gather knowledge the painting has a dream
    where shadow breaks the scene
    and the colors run off
    blue is bashful
    green is my goal
    yellow girls are running backwards
    until the nextime
    with six hits of sunshine
    the lights will blind up with blues in haiku
    the shadow has a dream
    where painters look to sea
    the colors burn out
    now i know where
    i once saw you
    stepping into muddy water
    john’s reflection
    decried perfection
    now you walk him through the gardren
    waiting in the wings
    painters shade their dreams
    with falling colors
    see me wave good
    bye forever
    happiness the goddess lover
    hurry back re
    member last time
    the hits of sunshine
    the hits of goldmine
    i’ll see you back tonite
    where painters love the light
    and yellow shadow girls
    today i
    say goodbye
    to my complicious goddess
    her hushed eyes
    show surprise
    and how we captured knowledge
    i’ll see you back tonite
    where shadows dream of light
    let’s slip on outside

    exquisite song!

    couldn’t find it anywhere, but instead discovered you can stream spanking new sonic youth album the eternal on their web. yay

    stream away!

  • breaking

    breaking, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    pb speed records

    (& some of the lesser laws of physics too)

    update: so, that’s the bicycle speedometer boldly stating that siggimuses max speed this morning was 254,0 km/h

    considering the thoughts that reaching 215,2 km/h sparked, this is — at 30% over terminal velocity — can we agree on interesting?

  • but



    but, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    steamed halibut

    slurp!

  • ultimate girl group

    god help the girl

    one time i was looking for a model to be on a belle and sebastian single sleeve. i asked catherine. she agreed to be handcuffed to railings near my house for the white collar boy single.

    we borrowed the manacles from the bbc prop department. rebus, i think it was. we had the key, i tried it, and it worked ok! of course, as soon as we locked catherine to the fence near the river, we couldn’t get her out. the cuffs got tighter, the wind blew colder, and the poor girl started to look a bit faint.

    we had to call the fire brigade. six of them turned up, really fast! plus two coppers! i think they liked the idea of a maiden in distress. they gave me a lot of dirty looks.

    “don’t tell them we’re doing this for a band or anything,” i whispered to my wife, who was helping with the pictures.

    a burly policemen walked up. “hello, officer!” i burbled. “sorry about this.”

    “you’re in belle and sebastian, aren’t you?” he said, as though he were mentally adding that to the list of crimes.

    from here

    siggimus, for one, is starting to get a bit excited about this ultimate girl group

    (see also this)

  • fnjóskadalur



    in fnjóskadalur, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    heavenly place 🙂

  • abominable snowman



    abominable snowman, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    from outer space

  • time



    time, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    to mow the lawn?

  • why



    why, originally uploaded by siggimus.

    is it that the idiots that make it their goal in life to keep camping area patrons from catching a few hard earned z’s all share the same godawful taste in music? schlager, seriously?!?