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boot-licking, originally uploaded by siggimus.

puss’n’boots

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from mobile siggimus

truly hilarius stuff 😀

yeah, i guess i do talk a lot about getting with some very hot women

item one: fan base
ways to increase the american fan base

what fan base?

the fan base of the band

you mean mel?

mm

that’s not a fan base, that’s just a woman

the humans are dead
the humans are dead
we used poisonous gasses
and we poisoned their asses
the humans are dead
– right they are dead
the humans are dead
– they look like they’re dead
it had to be done
– i’ll just confirm that they’re dead
so we could have fun
– affirmative. i poked one. it was dead

i’m not crying
it’s just been raining
on my face

…

these aren’t tears of sadness
because you’re leavin’ me
i’ve just been cutting onions
i’m making a lasagna
– for one

…

how come you reach a fork in the road
yet it cuts like a knife

akureyri, originally uploaded by siggimus.

on business

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from mobile siggimus

fishing, originally uploaded by siggimus.

close to home

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from mobile siggimus

Myndskilaboð, originally uploaded by siggimus.

waiting!?such fun!

Þetta er tölvupóstur, sendur með Myndskilaboðum frá 3546955884, titill skilaboðanna er: waiting!?such fun!.

Það er ekki hægt að svara tölvupóstinum.

lúkas?, originally uploaded by siggimus.

a ghost-dog?!

ikea stole lúkas??

(don’t know lúkas? you’re missing out on a lot!)
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from mobile siggimus

from: sherry
Date: Jul 21, 2007 9:06 AM
Subject: hello

Body:

Hello Angel,
How are you today i hope all is well with you and your work….. i am new member in here and don’t know how to use it but i guess i still know some, i just loged in a tryed to seach i did i saw your picture and went to read your profile you are so beautyfull and lovly i think you are my match…. Hmmm a alettle about me, I am sherry from chicago… i am a single girl.. and i am looking for a man that will love me for me, Well I am into Antiques Dealer… i am a very open person, with good character, sociable, optimistic, positive, sense of humour, well bred and without bad habits. I have many interests. I like read, watch movies, listen different music, travelling, to see new places and to meet new people, some sports, art, exhibitions, nature, animals, sometime dancing, to have interesting conversations, sometime shopping, to visit some locals, to have good dinners in nice restaurants, and many more… I’m Looking for the one,the that makes me smile when she walks into the room. The one that is true of heart!And wants to make a good life! Well i am Presently in West Africa now for Antiques Shopping that i will be through with very soon, i think we are a good match and i also want to know more about a man like you… N.B If you feel that maybe I could be the right person for you, then just give it a try, and we will see what it lead’s to okay. You have nothing to loose, but everything to win. If you win my heart, you will have a partner for all your life!!! This is my private Email Address to mail me ( sherry_2314@yahoo.com ) and this is my yahoo ID so we chat and shear picture’s togethere. ** sherry_2314 ** love to hear from you soon also … God bless you..

SHERRY.

to: sherry
Date: Jul 21, 2007 10:07 AM
Subject: RE: hello

Body:

god bless you too, sherry

especially for being so beautiful!

everything is great with me, because i am about to become extremely rich 😀

tomorrow i am going on a business trip to lagos, nigeria.

you see, the widow of mobutu sese-seko sent me an e-mail and asked if i could help her get her hands on some of her hard earned money. she included a pic and she is very young and beautiful so i decided to help her

so, after i come back from lagos, in about a week, i will be extremely rich (USD2,5 million!!!) and can come & visit you & buy some antiques and maybe marry with you, yes?

-s

ps: i am extremely true of heart!!!!!!

unfortunately, siggimus momentarily forgot that he’s taken, so unfortunately he won’t be marrying this lovely young lady afterall when he’s gone to nigeria to pick up his millions, but to make up for the mistake, siggimus invites all the male angels to contact her

note that those untrue of heart need not apply. she is, after all quite a catch: “well bred and without bad habits”

socks

we all know how impossible it is to sort these little fuckers when they come out of the washing machine
they all look the same when they come out of that thing, so you have to spend 3 hours on each pair, matching them together
you’ve painstakingly sorted them and carefully put them on your feet, but when you get to work, lo and behold: they suddenly look completely different!
& we all know that not even casual fridays allow mismatched socks

*dramatic pause

but now siggimus inc. has come up with the solution to all your sock-related issues

siggimus inc. introduces the best idea since sliced bread (or mayonnaise. whichever came latest)

*trattera!!

the ez-sok!

the only sock in the world with serial numbers!

instead of spending hours and hours every week on sorting mismatched socks, you simply check the serial number and look for a match

short demonstration
out of your big sock-pile you (or, as in the above picture, your beloved ferret) pick a sock at random

now whereas with the old-fashioned method, you would try and determine colour, wear & tear, analyzing material & patterns, counting holes and guessing age, you just look up the serial number

let us pretend that the serial number in our fictional demonstration is 549189-15691684438-546-654651s216491116684-6546549410358743-164584-L

the serial code clearly indicates that this sock is made out of new zealand wool in indonesia using child labour and it has jolly pictures of green elves and fairies dancing

now all you have to do is look for the matching sock, which of course has the serial number 549189-15691684438-546-654651s216491116684-6546549410358743-164584-R

when you find it, you waddle the pair up, careful not to get the two mixed with another pair & place them in their own tiny little drawer in your brand new sock-holder (sold seperately, see www.ez-sokholder.com for more info), writing the serial number on the little label for easy reference

as a bonus, should you ever end up with a single, un-paired sock when you are done matching the socks in your pile, you simply log onto www.ez-sok.com, type in the serial number and report the other one missing

should anyone come across the missing sock, they can easily locate its rightful owner and return it to where it belongs, your foot

log on to ez-sok.com right now and get your life subscription of socks

special 2 for 1 offer for you only: buy one sock, get one free! (you only pay for the more expensive sock)

as a bonus bonus, you get our patented method of telling which foot the sock is supposed to go on, so no longer will you need to ponder this age old question every morning

fitting pillowcase, originally uploaded by siggimus.

sillily fitting

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from mobile siggimus

baby, originally uploaded by siggimus.

sitting?the little critter

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from mobile siggimus

Myndskilaboð, originally uploaded by siggimus.

schindler’s lift?

Þetta er tölvupóstur, sendur með Myndskilaboðum frá 3546955884, titill skilaboðanna er: schindler’s lift?.

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