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first, looks fast

second, tainted levi’s love

third, sad lamp

second two by spike jonze

hmmm
that chick is actually … erm, fondling that zombie’s … eh, pecker

no, wait!
heh! there was something seriously wrong with that image!

there’s no chick pleasuring a zombie at all!!

he’s a mummy!!
a completely different matter altogether!

mummy-porn is a bit freaky

hmm, now there’s a vampire chick playing what looks like a real a fun game with a blonde naked chick
she’s sucking … no, that’s not blood

here we go!
the coffin opens up & a vampire crawls out, with cape & everything

oops!
his fly is open!
somebody tell him before his peepee falls out

too late! clumsy!!

hey!! … careful where you put those pointy, pointy teeth, vampire chick!

phew!
his little friend went unscathed — that was definitely not blood :/

hmmm, isn’t it the vampire that’s supposed to suck the victim?

& don’t they usually suck blood? & from the neck or something? … like, not from the groin area

this must be some new, special swedish, way of converting humans to vampirism

hmmm
witnessing the undead mating — on or off tv — is probably a sign it’s time for some rest

about chuck norris:

it takes chuck norris 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
chuck norris built rome in a day
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
once chuck norris pops, he can stop
when monsters go to sleep, they check under the bed for chuck norris
chuck norris can lick his elbow
chuck norris doesn’t love raymond
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now they are called the islands
chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he doesn’t cry
when chuck norris breaks wind, it stays broken
chuck norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage
chuck norris can have his cake & eat it too
chuck norris does talk about fight club
when chuck norris crosses the road, cars look both ways
chuck norris can clap with one hand
chuck norris can judge a book by its cover
chuck norris can believe it’s not butter
chuck norris’ cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys
windows never crashes on chuck norris’ computer

want more?
type “find chuck norris” (with the quotation marks into google.com & press the ‘i’m feeling lucky’ button

yay!!!

this was on siggimus’ tv tonight:
water heater exploding

btw, the guy talking in the european version, where they talk of metres & litres & seconds, is much better! on top of not talking nonsense like gallons or feet or toes, his voice is just … ugh :s

& a wee bonus
methane soap bubbles!

these guys rock!!

🙂

silly job interview

five, four, three, two, one, zero!!

& then a visit to a bavarian restaurant 😀

ja, in bavaria, wo die baumer auf holz sind!

ja, in bavaria, wo die schafen selten brillen trachen

oh & no, i don’t actually do anything at work…

what the world needs is more hullabaloo

well, siggimus will do his best

she was born neneh mariann karlsson, in stockholm, sweden 😀

oh & she was nominated for a grammy for ‘buffalo stance’, but lost to milli vanilli!!

& she’s a grandmother :/

yay!, originally uploaded by siggimus.

happy easter!!

grrrr!

siggimus is sooooo nefarious

right?