Category: nothing

stuff siggimus isn’t bothered to call anything else

  • survives

    yet another moonwalk by the chinamen

    he was talkative this time, asking how to say ‘stand up’ & ‘sit down’

    in the middle of a record 10 min stroll on the siggimus back, he exclaimed ‘you cly!’, mistaking moaning and groaning for whining

    took picture of him after paying. might post it here if siggimus ever figures out how to get it off the damn phone…

    the whole thing got siggimus contemplating how these buggers have had healing covered for ages, what with acupuncture, yoga, massaging with hands or elbows of feet & whatnot, but also pain & torture!

    because that’s what these fellers are doing!! they get siggimus to pay good money to have them hurt him like hell!!

    & siggimus just keeps coming back for more…

  • atchooooooo!!

    *groan

  • *cough!!

    awww

    won’t some sweet big-boobed nurse in a short skirt come & nurse siggimus back to health?

    *snort

    some massaging ability not a must, but definitely a plus

  • just the thing

    on a hung over saturday night, over a 50% off dominos pizza

    bernie is sorta a kindred spirit of siggimus’ alter ego :/

  • uffa 😐

    drinking 5 beers before digging into a bottle of red wine before drinking 3 more beers isn’t such a good idea on a practically empty tummy (only 1,75 slices of excellent jórunn science trip bread…)

    of course it invites a cosy candid chat with keg about work and soon after a visit to jds & his quickly recovering spouse digging some violent femmes, but somehow that just wasn’t enough to make up for the 2 extended hangover showers…

  • hehe

    last night, an off duty copper spotted sis’ plates on a stolen car!!

    so, they didn’t even get to hold on to ’em for 24 hours 😀

    unlucky fuckers

  • wtf?

    some silly buggers snuck up to lil big sis’ car tonight & stole the goddamn licence plates!!!

    they were caught on camera, getting out of their little white car, one of’em peeing before they unscrewed the plates

    looked kinda pro, only took’em about 4 mins…

    now the big question is, what evil crime will the plates be used for?

  • ughhh

    enter at your own risk

    can be bad for your health…

  • not going too great?

    can’t say that it is

    feb & mar almost empty…

    well, bought a car

    family car

    so now all i need is a family

    you a hot chick with a family but no car?

  • hrmpf!!

    you leave for a few days and some stupid hole switches pics…

    i’ve never been to most of these countries…

    but the 9% is true!

  • time

    being confined to sneezing & coughing these days, leaves siggimus plenty of time to ponder stuff

    so, in between watching some malcolm in the middle classics & a stray the office episode, siggimus actually starts reading a book (mr. universe)!! & ponders the best way to get rid of all the goddamn fucking spam he’s started receiving daily…