Category: nothing

stuff siggimus isn’t bothered to call anything else

  • how true!

  • lazy

    watched the coens’ ladykillers last night

    siggimus wants his money back!!

    there was nothing coen about that film!

    nothing at all!!

    absolutely nothing at fucking all!!!

    hanks was simply awkward, even painful to watch at times. there was nothing funny or charming or even vaguely interesting about that character he played. same goes for everybody else

    & the audacity of sneaking that wayans feller into a proper movie!?!!

    tsk tsk tsk…

    den when siggimus was finally bothered to get up today, siggimus didn’t feel like going out to celebrate, even though he was enjoying excellent window weather

    instead opted for watching die hard on dvd

    & enjoy the incredibly creative subtitles, only looking out the window once when the hfj marching band noisily paraded by outside the window

  • siggimus moved!!

    & all de way to hafnarfjörður!!

    moved der last night & watched big fish some football (what’s with that?!!? siggimus musta caught something at work :/) & the hours before turning in quite late in the new home, alone of course

    den wakes up quite late & en route to the bathroom for the morning chores, siggimus notices a kitchen chair standing in the door to the kitchen

    hmmm! nobody warned siggimus of ghosts or ghouls?!!

    later, in the middle of reading a paper, it comes to siggimus!!

    the carpet lickers from upstairs had permission to let in an electrician for some silly reason! & voilá! just as siggimus is remembering this, he hears a squeak & a carpet-licky voice from the basement says ‘hi!’

    not too shabby, shame about that rug licking…

    den later on, in 10/11 in fjörður shopping mall, who would siggimus run into but danni!! turns out he was doing a gig in a nearby library

    go figure!

    tries to mingle with the locals via sms (you don’t just jump into meeting dem in person on your first day)

    den even more football (aren’t there pills for this?) before returning home (missed dis ting :/)

  • jodaz’ b-day

    celebrated last night

    siggimus (&bjössi) invited to jodaz’ crib for some grub, da weather not being suitable for a bbq fest in hfj

    j brags of brand new dvd player & its ability to play divx. woo-haa! siggimus turn greenish :/

    siggimus eats while bjössi guzzles down the brew & burns up a few coffin nails



    bjössi love beer

    jodaz happy with the presents wot siggimus brung (jodaz!! send siggimus a pic of ragnhildur & siggimus will post it!!)

    den off to hfj to give valdis a break & be able to be real men

    bjössi grows drunker & drunker, chatting up da taxi driver & calling guðni már henningsson the moment the crew arrived, stopping just short of proclaiming undying love

    things get mushy, but are blessedly saved when ego arrives after some torturing by bjössi

    ego is pestered until he agrees to drive the drunken trio back into civilisation & even follows them back out of civilisation when they enter grand rokk

    dis visit was indeed a short one

  • a

    da tevas passed their first test

    siggimus takes dem to heiðmörk for the annual treeplanting trip

    didn’t let the fact that the map made had little relation to reality bother him more than one little bit & found the place eventually (to great cheers from the 5 cars following)

    so, shrubbery planted, burgers & hot dogs bbq’d & siggimus took hundreds of pics of all the cute kids. even took a pic or two of da ugly ones with snot all over their face too, not wanting to exclude them

    well, the varied heiðmörk terrain offered an excellent chance to experiment with the functions and effectiveness of the traction rubber outsole & its aggressive omni-directional pattern

    to cut a long story short, the shoes – nay – the all-terrain footwear – outperformed in all aspects; comfort, sheer unlimited joy & last but not least traction

    hallelujah

  • went shopping

    needed sunglasses, but bought li’l sis & jodaz presents & siggimus’ feet tevas

    *sigh

    siggimus’ feet are home 😀

    “traction rubber outsole with aggressive omni-directional pattern provides improved grip across varied terrain”

    siggimus just can’t argue with that!

  • went for drive

    with bjössi

    not that he deserved it, having suggested last night that siggimus try potted plants as a hobby

    dat man has to learn that rules that apply to him do not necessarily apply to the rest of the world

    anyhoo, great weather, beautiful scenes all over

    some krías tried to peck siggimus on da head when he tryed to have a gander at a sign to see if dat bird was skúfönd or straumönd, but siggimus managed to escape

    (btw; it definitely was a skúfönd, siggimus was, of course right & the blind insane bugger wrong)

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    good questions for siggimus’ dear friend whose name will not be mentioned, lest it fool the ads by google thingy into believing he wants to mate with conservative females

  • puh

    still feels like crap

    woke up at 8.30 😐

    which is bad enough in itself

    at least da headache is gone, & the shoulders & neck are a wee bit better

    but siggimus still feels like droppings…

    da only light at the end of da tunnel is delicatessen, on tv right now

    possibly siggimus’ favourite film of all time

  • uffa

    slowly recovering

    resembles a human being more & more by the minute

    woke up at 7.30. had to spend a penny

    decided dat de best thing to do about the blaring headache, aching neck & shoulder & the glowing sunburnt face was crawling back into bed

    legs & arms aching as well from manouvering that ski-doo

    lay there until 12.30, a record for the past few years

    the headache acted like it would outstay it’s welcome & de aching neck didn’t seem to be going anywhere soon either, so siggimus calls the chinese magicians he hasn’t had time to visit for weeks on account of working like kunta kinte & makes an appointment

    barely stays conscious waiting for the appointment, even takes a wee nap after going through the just over 500 pics :/ taken on yesterday’s trip

    björgvin the chinaman does help a bit, but siggimus nevertheless decides not to accept an invitation to dinner from jodaz & valdís, as there were more people joining later

    it never rains but it pours;

    siggif calls soon after siggimus gets back to his wee crib & asks if into doing something

    siggimus declines for the same ugly reason

    well, now for da last pivo & shrek 2

  • woo haaa!!

    after kunta-kinte-ing for 2 weeks, siggimus is invited to the trip of a lifetime, following a big bang

    (during the bang, the humongous (& excellent) poster did excellently in the background)

    afterwards, the foreigners are taken on monster jeeps via þingvellir



    some happy clouds

    up to langjökull glacier, where everybody gets to ride a ski-doo for a bit

    ouch, that ski-dooing is fun stuff!!

    & everyone went practically mad, trying to almost fall off, except for the tiny foreign chick, who was perhaps overly careful

    den, back up on de ice for a wee delicious, albeit late, brunch



    a happy mountain & some happy-ish clouds

    nothing like plucking a bottle of beer straight outta snow & sipping when you’re real hungry & thirsty

    den, when everybody is filled up on shrimp & sandwich & smoked salmon & wine & beer, a round of golf is played

    given the circumstances, it may not be altogether surprising that hj won; she came closest to putting it in the (just over 2m wide) hole

    den on to the cottage in húsafell, where 2 chefs start working deir magic with lobster, lamb, chicken & pork on da bbq

    oooolala & slurp!!

    dat was some mighty fine cooking

    & der’s still lotsa beer & wine left, so fun is had until it starts getting a little less light & den all drive back

    & to think!

    to endure all of this, siggimus had to give up a whole day of work 😀

  • shakespeare goes to the circus

    having heard tons of praise heaped upon it, siggimus decides to go see romeo & juliet on the swings last night

    takes b & her m along

    for someone who has read the thing at least once & seen it a few times (yayaya, siggimus is a freak), it’s borderline cliché

    & entering the theatre, siggimus began wondering if romeo on a swing was really such a good idea

    well, all was blown away!!

    it was incredibly great & ingenious & exhilarating & completely original & a lot of other cool things!!

    siggimus’ advice of the week: go see it!!