blogged from the field by siggimus
Category: nothing
stuff siggimus isn’t bothered to call anything else
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yay!!
fine-fucken-ally!!
after weeks of ignoring the fact that this blog actually didn’t appear correctly in siggimus’ browser of choice, siggimus shamed himself into fix it by putting an endorsing sticker on his blog
it has taken fucken hours of fucken tweaking, during which it’s gone from fucken awful to merely fucken dreadful to less fucken awful to almost passable & then fucken back again
but it’s finally fucken there!!
go siggimus!!
now siggimus sleep a bit
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good to know
while siggimus is diligent in trying to keep in mind it was only 58.941.293 out of 294.783.822 of them, or approximately 19,994751611572496675207637412341% of the population who actually committed it…
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revenge of the babysat
so, the wee cute critter, decided she didn’t really want to sleep, meaning siggimus had to walk around with her for some 30-45 mins before calming her down enough to sit on the bed & play with her colourful cassette player, as it played kardimommubærinn for the 3rd, 4th & 5th consecutive times
keeling over a few times, completely knackered, she refused to give up, & kept up battle for a total of two hours, by which time she was pretty much delirious
over to the big, evil critter
he had a friend staying over, a bit of an odd feller who doesn’t appear to eat
anyhoo, as is law for two 10-year-old lads, they didn’t go to sleep when siggimus finally managed to chase them into the bedroom with a whip
about an hour later, siggimus hears snickering & frolicking from the cage & enters it with ogrish face, bellowing at them to be quiet & go to sleep & threatening them with unspeakable evil, lest they be asleep (or at least quiet) in 10 mins
10 mins later, frolicking was still taking place, so siggimus makes good of his threat; picks up chair in nearby room, enters cage, places chair in middle of room, sits on chair & watches outlines of little critters in dark
only took about 7 mins for them to fall asleep
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