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to make up for the near silence of almost a week, here’s a quick recap of the last few days

the bad luck

as siggimus found himself at the peak of his luck, he met with jonkurteiz, who’s in town with his saga for christmas at the lieutenant colonel’s place for a bit of white wine from a bucket, courtesy of the lieutenant colonel

after a glass or two, jonkurteiz’ ulcer starts acting up & siggimus squeals with heartburn, so both of them cut the night short, after a short discussion on the current whereabouts of karel ulrik, who seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth

getting home at around 2 am, siggimus crawls into bed, only to jump out of it again 10 mins later, run for the bathroom & regurgitate something wicked

a 13 hour hurlorama of hell ensued, during most of which siggimus wished for death to ease the suffering a bit

out of consideration for the faint-hearted part of the readership, all graphic descriptions & photographs will be withheld

the healing

fortunately, siggimus has a lot of six feet under, series one around to keep him company during the healing process

for the healing didn’t come easy

the signing, attempt i

tuesday, noon, siggimus heads his weakish self to the real estate agent to sign his name a few times

as it turns out, the other party didn’t. phonecall went something like this:

‘hello? this is the real estate agent. weren’t you supposed to come here & sign the papers today?’

‘aha’

‘i see’

‘mhmmm’

‘well, i’m sorry that we forgot to tell you, but let’s try and reschedule, shan’t we?’

sure enough, rescheduling is done

the signing, attempt ii

this time around, all the needed parties actually show up & siggimus brings out his special pen, all eager to use it to scribble his name

well, siggimus does get a chance to do that (& quite a number of times, actually), but only inbetween listening to the real estate agent reading out every tiring little detail of the numbingly boring small print

& that’s one serius broad

not one for spicing things up by doing funny voices or anything like that

so, siggimus gets to sign his name a couple of million times (on the contract itself he actually gets to sign all three copies twice ’cause the special pen has black ink, resulting in a signature that could apparently be faked in any half decent photocopier) during the 100 minute or so ceremony. & a good thing, for if he hadn’t gotten to do a bit of signing, he could easily have fallen asleep to the droning voice of that real estate woman

the good luck

now the little good luck fairies are back to watching over siggimus, who has regained most of his health & appetite for christmas

& he is moving in to his new place in the first half of january 🙂

this should bring you up to speed on the adventures of siggimus & his cows

happy christmas, all!

now that’s one freaky face

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the incredible hulk

note the grinding teeth; fierce little bugger

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if u wind tha reindeer, it jumps around

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who knew?

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barely managed to escape from cocktail party w/ megastars nylon, jonsi & van morrison & kiwi te kanawa autographs bedecking walls

off to another babysitting gig!

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what’s up with siggimus’s luck these days?

turns out siggimus will get the fucken keys to his castle some 3 weeks early, in the first week of january 😀

he might even be settled in a bit by the time he has to go to stockholm on january 24

whoever the fairy godmother looking out for siggimus is, she can expect a humongous fucken bearhug if she ever visits 🙂

except of course if she traded what little fucken luck siggimus has had with chicks for general purpose luck…

as if the whole cheat-shebang wasn’t enough action for one day, siggimus found out yesterday that he actually knows father christmas personally (well, 1/13th, actually)

tuesday siggimus got a christmas present from a company he works with a bit

being a curious little feller, siggimus tore open the pack, to find the special extended 4 dvd edition of a certain little 3rd & last film about a hobbit

siggimus sent father christmas a note later that day & thanked him heartily for his generosity, asking whether he could mayhap buy the other two directly from him, at cost?

well, two hours later, when siggimus returns from his visit to the miracle bank lady, a plastic bag sits on his desk

a plastic bag containing the special extended 4 dvd edition of the first two films

hallelujah!

praise father christmas!!

siggimus feels a bit like he’s been cheating at a game & keeps waiting for someone to call his bluff

well, the real estate agent didn’t

greasy hair, 3-day stubble & all

the couple who showed siggimus around the flat didn’t

& they got 2 chances to do it

the miracle lady at the bank didn’t

& she got to look at his private bits

i.e., his finances

so, everything seems to be sorted

well, there is the signing of the contract

that would be a great chance for bluff-calling

but as things stand, looks like siggimus might be moving on february 1

it fucken worked!!!

it fucken worked!!!!!

& in the first fucken go too

siggimus believes congratulations are in order 🙂

when bjössi dies a slow & painful death of cancer, there will be layoffs at marlboro

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