siggimus hasn’t bathed this much in years!
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hmmm
siggimus can’t seem to be able to get rid of this urge to head south for the winter
*cough!!
ouch :/
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*cough!!
&
*sneeze!!!?!so, siggimus has by now coughed & sneezed so much that every muscle in his chest aches like there’s no tomorrow
maybe there isn’t :/
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crap
‘we regret to inform you that dominos will close at 18.30 today so that the staff can go on a bender’
had no idea siggimus felt like pizza before that sms
anyhoo, siggimus is at home & has been since late sunday night when he came home from the theatre. probably woulda enjoyed it a bit more without the fever, but at least siggimus managed to forget the headache & bone-ache (eh??) for a bit. feisty little critter, that salka valka
so, siggimus has kept busy coughing, sneezing, sleeping, moaning wimpily & snorting (still hasn’t mastered the art of blowing his nose, hasn’t siggimus) & watching tv until the cows come home (a siggimus is allowed to hope!)
saw caché on friday night, & was mightily impressed indeed. still thinking about it & can’t wait to see it again!! has been online a bit ever since he got home, reading what others have to say & checking if someone picked up on something siggimus didn’t pick up on, & boy oh boy did they
probably won’t catch everything unless siggimus watches it 12 times, & 5 of these with a spastic finger on the pause button…
so, adieu to all, & atchooo!
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ugh!
fortunately, siggimus escaped unscathed!well, relatively unscathed. the only harm was to his ego, now that he is in shameful possession of two pieces of literature he will have to force upon some unsuspecting suckerbut the incident got siggimus thinking of ways to get rid of people trying to talk to you about such burning issues as ‘what the future holds in store’ (cf. awake!, january – march 2006 issue) & ‘will good conquer evil?’ (cf. watchtower, january 1 2006 issue)
years ago, having been through something similar, siggimus called radius radio show and asked for advice. advice was forthcoming, but it all pretty much involved excusing yourself to dress up in womens’ undergarments (& not much else) before inviting them in for a chat in the lewdest way imaginablea professor at uni suggested siggimus tell them he’s a jew before adding: ‘we killed christ & are extremely proud of it!’siggimus considered waving anton szandor lavey’s satanic bible in their somber faces, shouting something like ‘in the name of beelzebub, begone!’but you don’t want to overdo it, right? you want them to stay away, not to put a big red mark around your address, marking your home as the source from which all evil emanates. that way you might end up with daily visits from the buggersany suggestions?——
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