cream shower
Category: nothing
stuff siggimus isn’t bothered to call anything else
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helmet hat
doesn’t really serve its purpose when it falls out of your pocket to be left lying in the snow whilst you walk around with hatless head
only to luckily find it lying outside your house as you return from your hatless walk in the snow
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achy breaky
brakes didn’t work too well
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vicious volley
ball
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too healthy
mebbe chef thought croissants were too healthy. now also available with chocolate
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flat-pack version
of "assembly of japanese bicycle require great peace of mind", siggimus takes it
were it to be written out in words, it might translate to something
along the lines of "assembly of swedish flat-pack furniture require
jolly disposition. and hammer. grinning accomplice twin with pencil
behind ear will be of great use. ps: if flat-pack furniture breaks, be
careful to smilingly rest knee on rug woven with harmony of mind as
you stroke furniture gently" -
drink cold
and with respect