siggimus
(see, siggimus suffered a short spell of being seriously gay in gran
canaria – in all likelyhood caused by a late night visit to the
flamingly-gay first floor of the yumbo center in playa del inglés. the
infection probably caught during the drag show or whilst walking past
the men-only, g-string-only-wearing-staff bar.
luckily, siggimus managed to nurse himself back to full manly health
shortly after this with a triple vodka with ice & lime + beer. since
that siggimus has only suffered intermittent & very short-lived spouts
of gayness, mostly when succumbing to the peer-pressure of 8 hot
chicks & taking a colourful & unmanly cocktail with vegetation or a
parasol)
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