inspired

bucket

last night, siggimus played badminton (actually more good than bad!) for over an hour

seeing as siggimus is in no shape or form whatsoever at all, this would under normal cirumstances have rendered siggimus immobile – or at the very least made him walk awkwardly in an old-fartly kinda way, moaning & grunting with every painful step

instead, siggimus just walks like a fart (there was even near-strutting earlier!!), doing no more moaning & grunting than average

so, siggimus can verify that buying that bucket truly was an inspired idea!