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great thing about being ill is day-time tv

some of the channels siggimus has access to have real proper day-time tv

best of all, is trisha:

I’ve bought loads of baby clothes … you can’t bar me from being a dad!
sammy walked out on her ex andrew after he beat her up whilst she was pregnant. sammy says andrew isn’t fit to be a dad, and says he’s made her live in a shed, a tent and then a camper van for 8 months. however andrew’s best friend jonny claims it’s sammy who’s going to be a bad mum and describes her as coming from a family of scumbags. what happens when they come face to face today?

i confess i planned a bisexual foursome … but i’d never pick up strangers for sex!
pete claims that he was only being charitable when he offered a strange girl a bed for the night… the trouble is it was his bed, and he was in it too! he claims that they slept fully clothed, but girlfriend charlene suspects they were up to no good. her suspicions are further aroused by his fixation on foursomes…

trisha has a practically open invitation to dna & lie detector tests

well, sometimes, siggimus gets a craving for a bit of trisha

like, when siggimus needs iron, siggimus craves cheerios or liver or something

& when siggimus is getting overly optimistic about the state of things – when he starts to feel too good about the world! – he promptly gets struck down by illness, stays at home for a few days like a mindless drone, watches the scum of the earth arguing about who slept with whose sister or how many children someone has with her mother’s boyfriend. things are back to normal & siggimus is back to being a cynical fuck

erm … what’s a bisexual foursome & how do you plan one?