egad!!

hmmm
that chick is actually … erm, fondling that zombie’s … eh, pecker

no, wait!
heh! there was something seriously wrong with that image!

there’s no chick pleasuring a zombie at all!!

he’s a mummy!!
a completely different matter altogether!

mummy-porn is a bit freaky

hmm, now there’s a vampire chick playing what looks like a real a fun game with a blonde naked chick
she’s sucking … no, that’s not blood

here we go!
the coffin opens up & a vampire crawls out, with cape & everything

oops!
his fly is open!
somebody tell him before his peepee falls out

too late! clumsy!!

hey!! … careful where you put those pointy, pointy teeth, vampire chick!

phew!
his little friend went unscathed — that was definitely not blood :/

hmmm, isn’t it the vampire that’s supposed to suck the victim?

& don’t they usually suck blood? & from the neck or something? … like, not from the groin area

this must be some new, special swedish, way of converting humans to vampirism

hmmm
witnessing the undead mating — on or off tv — is probably a sign it’s time for some rest