facts

about chuck norris:

it takes chuck norris 20 mins to watch 60 minutes
chuck norris built rome in a day
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
once chuck norris pops, he can stop
when monsters go to sleep, they check under the bed for chuck norris
chuck norris can lick his elbow
chuck norris doesn’t love raymond
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands. now they are called the islands
chuck norris’ tears cure cancer. too bad he doesn’t cry
when chuck norris breaks wind, it stays broken
chuck norris doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage
chuck norris can have his cake & eat it too
chuck norris does talk about fight club
when chuck norris crosses the road, cars look both ways
chuck norris can clap with one hand
chuck norris can judge a book by its cover
chuck norris can believe it’s not butter
chuck norris’ cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys
windows never crashes on chuck norris’ computer

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