(siggimus is quite sure that posting this ap pic is terribly illegal & if the wrong people find out about it they will send dirty harry after him, but…) & just in case the pic disappears
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the pair, who were visiting the area to celebrate their first wedding anniversary, were taken to hospital but later released.
unfortunately, michelle was not so lucky. she had to be put down.
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chelan county sheriff’s sergeant mike harris said the animal was a professional bull rider-registered cow that had escaped its ranch about a month ago.
“it was bred for rodeo,” sgt harris told the paper. “it was not your normal cow in a field.”
michelle – the cow – was a registered fucken professional!!
…which probably explains how she managed to hit the car