ugh!

fortunately, siggimus escaped unscathed!

well, relatively unscathed. the only harm was to his ego, now that he is in shameful possession of two pieces of literature he will have to force upon some unsuspecting sucker

but the incident got siggimus thinking of ways to get rid of people trying to talk to you about such burning issues as ‘what the future holds in store’ (cf. awake!, january – march 2006 issue) & ‘will good conquer evil?’ (cf. watchtower, january 1 2006 issue)

years ago, having been through something similar, siggimus called radius radio show and asked for advice. advice was forthcoming, but it all pretty much involved excusing yourself to dress up in womens’ undergarments (& not much else) before inviting them in for a chat in the lewdest way imaginable

a professor at uni suggested siggimus tell them he’s a jew before adding: ‘we killed christ & are extremely proud of it!’

siggimus considered waving anton szandor lavey’s satanic bible in their somber faces, shouting something like ‘in the name of beelzebub, begone!’

but you don’t want to overdo it, right? you want them to stay away, not to put a big red mark around your address, marking your home as the source from which all evil emanates. that way you might end up with daily visits from the buggers

any suggestions?

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from siggimus’ mobile