surprise!! [31 january 2003]
ovs farewelled with a surprise party at keg’s
siggimus actually manages to miss the event itself (supposedly priceless) on account of lift-giver’s tardiness, but does however manage to enjoy the night, with all the metallica & the stories of ovs’s youthful pranking around
cats strike again [28 january 2003]
this time with an attempt on life of bonnie
having turned in early (responsibilities of familyhood kicking in) siggimus wakes up to a terrified parrot’s shrieks
‘what up, little one?’ siggimus asks
before bonnie manages to cry out his fretful answer, siggimus sees head of cat peeking inside
‘begone, foul creature of the night,’ siggimus curses the beast & it scuttles off, tail betwixt hind legs
‘there there’
‘there there’
for the next 20 mins: ‘there there’
bonnie!! [26 january 2003]
bjössi comes bringing a dear gift!!
after 4 years, bjössi decides to pass on his dear friend & parrot, bonnie, to a most willing siggimus
so, siggimus is the proud owner of a parrot
& it’s looking like the beginning of a beautiful friendship already 🙂
more soon!!
daddying [25 january 2003]
buying tiny pistols that shoot tiny pellets of potato for 8 year olds isn’t such a great idea afterall…
at least if you do your own vacuuming
warning!
stay wayyyy clear of this horror!
siggimus on tv!! [23 january 2003]
getting front row seats at that music award thingy, it turns out siggimus turned up on tv a bit
gets hot chick’s number! [23 january 2003]
through a series of events that won’t be gotten into at this stage, siggimus gets really hot chick’s number
oh, man!! [22 january 2003]
a beer would be just the thing right about now
siggimus & spet wonder [22 january 2003]
which comes first, country music or braindeath?
go grænir frostpinnar 😀 [20 january 2003]
go grænir frostpinnar 😀
that explains it! [20 january 2003]
finds note from fortune cookie from friday night
(: don’t worry about the schedule—just have fun 🙂
that must be the reason siggimus drank all dem beers friday night…
finally! finally! finally! [19 january 2003]
at long fucking last!
you have absolutely no idea how long siggimus has waited for this
🙂
😐 [18 january 2003]
hmmm [18 january 2003]
stalking me — stalking you
?
überputerfixer 😀 [18 january 2003]
skillfully inserts a brand new power supply into puter & tah-dah!! it works 😀
man! siggimus really is a genius, eh?
oooooooooooooolalala!!!! [17 january 2003]
it’s that time again 😀
time for the mc fc celebration again
party!!
a most enjoyable prospect, seeing as siggimus was last season’s champion, lending kjo a crushing blow that time
anyhoo, good prospects, a few obligatory beers at work, den off to drink some more beers at the party. having been a good boy, siggimus is only fined 3 beers, which is way below the average
well, doesn’t get cup, but does on other hand get an electric toothbrush (a subtle hint, hidden somewhere, possibly?) & a fancy document stating that siggimus was the best of the best
no frame, though. all the other buggers who got such diplomas got them in frames 🙁
so, beer is drunk
all of it
actually we coulda used some more of the stuff
& siggimus is ordered by boss to lie on floor & given a toe-massage :/
damn! that thing works
eeeek!!! [16 january 2003]
coming home from what is possibly the longest streak of victory in sports history, siggimus finds the mousehole dark & lifeless
right away, siggimus suspects old man landlord of foul play, seeing as he seems rather intent on siggimus not having a washing machine
anyhoo, a friendly & not-letting-ony old man landlord turns juice back on & siggimus returns to his hole, to find that everything works, except… woe is siggimus!!
puter fried 😐
this makes things all the more confusing, as this increases the number of suspects. siggimus has powerful enemies, you know
mighty powerful
so, the latest theory assumes that the lion has finally stirred & arisen after a long & eerie silence
that doggone cia at it again
siggimus might have to come up with a new curse, eh?
kjo begs for mercy [16 january 2003]
kjo, complaining that he hasn’t won a game since november, when siggimus accused him of paying the wily lawyer to take him outta commission, & asked that siggimus release him from the curse
not that siggimus admits to having done such a thing, but smiles toward kjo in a way that indicates the possibility of the matter being taken under consideration
possible autobiograpy titles [15 january 2003]
-the naked stalker
-bluff your way in stalking
-my life as a stalker
-a portrait of the stalker as a young man
-stalker in the rye
-stalking peaks
-farewell my stalker
-stalk another day
-a stalker before christmas
-the anatomy of stalking
-the stalker always rings twice
-driving miss stalker
-my beautiful stalker
-four stalkers & a funeral
turns out siggimus’ b2b (that would be code for á, siggimus’ bride2b. must be careful, computers have eyes) is an ex stalker
& quite good at it actually
now there’s a thing that can come in handy
wooof!! [15 january 2003]
works like dog
hmmm [14 january 2003]
no
haha!! [11 january 2003]
jón bróðir up there with the hero himself 😀
minnas aplenty [10 january 2003]
turns out siggimus’ minna isn’t the only minna. there’s lotsa minnas. some of’em even outta this world!
🙂 [9 january 2003]
here’s a little something to cheer up your day
cleans mousehole 😐 [8 january 2003]
siggimus still ain’t quite clear what brought this on, but while the results of the tests are inconclusive, siggimus speculates it’s the responsibilities kicking in
the decision to have children with á has definitely changed siggimus for the better
gone is the flippant foolery, in comes a sound, decisive young man, a man ready to shoulder the responsibilities following procreations
now all that remains to be seen is whether he’ll like á up close
whoa nelly! [7 january 2003]
even nelly furtado feels sorry for siggimus!! sending him a mail asking; are you married & lonely or single & dateless?
:/ how did she know?
thank you nelly furtado
ewwww [5 january 2003]
doesn’t [4 january 2003]
go to borgarnes
siggif invites siggimus along, & siggimus is indeed tempted, as a grand exhibition of his globe trekking is opening in borgarnes art museum & a fine night can be counted on to follow in grand company
again, the doggone siggimus back is to blame for all of siggimus’ misfortunes
jodaz visits [3 january 2003]
being lonely, jodaz pops over for a chat
being a foul & evil creature of darkness, siggimus gives him a drop of whiskey or 2. them drops soon get a beer-prone jodaz drunk
tihi
then all go to kaffibrennslan to meet up with siggif & øyvind & some danish dude siggimus didn’t catch the name of
jodaz soon bails. apparently to get hit on & an autograph by megas
*trumpet* [1 january 2003]
takes it easy
happy new one, all! [1 january 2003]
may this one be as good as you deserve
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