*trumpet* [31 december 2002]
takes it easy
tihi! [30 december 2002]
“i am an excellent poofreader”
-found in a lonesome cv’
i know the answer! the answer lies within the heart of all mankind!
the answer is twelve? i think i’m in the wrong building’
– charles schulzsome cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go
kiwi [30 december 2002]
siggimus da world’s largest kiwi?
trouble with fridge!! [28 december 2002]
siggimus has trouble locating his beer in fridge ’cause the light don’t work
*buuuuuuuuurp!* [28 december 2002]
erm… excuse siggimus?
überputerfixer [28 december 2002]
called upon to fix sis’ puter
puha!
dis time it’s seriously messed up & the artillery is called for. dis might take a while *rolls up sleeve*
jodaz visited [27 december 2002]
with a sixpack
forgot da whiskey
after quite a wait, b g turns up & is duly impressed by jodaz’ downloading everything he asks for in legoland
soon after jonkurteiz drops by with maria & all have a boogie
den off to iluks’ where ego is got drunk in front of 1 of iluks’ puters & drives around. funnily enough the bugger seems like a better driver drunk than sober
dat’s good to know about a professional driver
pizza is ordered & a desultory jodaz takes 23 mins to eventually leave. pissed, as always that the gang doesn’t instantly join him in the exodus to 22 the second he raises the issue. well, tough
wow! [26 december 2002]
“i live in a house made entirely from tin, with four tin walls, a roof of tin, a chimney and a door. entirely from tin”
uffa! [25 december 2002]
quite a rollercoaster ride
hmmm [24 december 2002]
happy [24 december 2002]
mas y’all!!
may you all get what you want & have a jolly old time!!
tihi! [24 december 2002]
web siggimus attracts all sorts of weirdos 😀
doesn’t buy washing machine [22 december 2002]
does, on the other hand, buy a fridge
now siggimus has two fridges
first, of course there’s the tiny fridge that houses 9 small beercans
second, there’s the new old one, that could house them 9 small beercans & the tiny fridge & some more beer!!!
😀
sweet heaven
now all dats left to do is go buy lots & lots of beer
tanx to snæja, her egg & their little’uns for da fridge
hmmm [21 december 2002]
but meeting with j & f was definitely worth the money. several beers & a good time had by all, except siggimus who was accidentally driving & stayed off the booze
tsk tsk [20 december 2002]
instead of a shiny cup, siggimus is met with scorn & the vicious tongues of envious fellow players, who have great trouble coping with other people’s successes
siggimus #1 [19 december 2002]
it’s official!!
siggimus is the undisputed champion of the grand ole fc mc club
admittedly siggimus wasn’t quite up to his best, but his teammates pulled him ashore
siggimus is expecting a large golden cup with his name on it in big beautiful letters in the morning
mitä? [18 december 2002]
the finnish smurfs do the ketchup song?
& gailezers!!!
‘toss me!’ [16 december 2002]
none the worser for being seen again so soon again
countryside visited [14 december 2002]
siggif da farmer invited siggmus & all & sundry to come visit at the farm
siggimus jumped at this chance to be in nature again & manages to convince jonkurteiz & ego to join him in the quest
da search for live midget poultry goes foul, on account of siggimus’ measly contacts in the reykjavik underworld
anyhoo, siggif da farmer is a gracious host, cooking & drinking other people’s beer
great fun is had & pots of alcohol is drunk
the macallan goes down smoothlike & keeps siggimus & siggif the farmer up chatting ’till the wee hours, while the wimmin’ surrender soon after midnight
retiring, siggif, whose woman is off in eastern germany (& preggers, it turns out! der’s a little siggif comin´!), passes out on the mattress earlier offered to siggimus, leaving the slightly less comfy sofabed thingy for siggimus
way too few hours later, siggimus wakes up to find the mattress bare & so decides to take his saharan-dry throat down to the comfier mattress for a bit more sleeping
about an hour later siggimus wakes up from a dream of hairdryers to find his hair being violently blown upon through a vent in the floor, a part of the siggif da farmer’s intricate thingy of heating system. apparently it involves a noisy contraption starting with a roar once in a while, heating up & drying air before squirting it into all kinds of rooms all over da place. all dis regulated by a thermostat on the wall in the livingroom, da largest & coldest room in da house, not taking into account wee little rooms with closed windows & siggimuses inside
well, anyhoo
must do dat again soon
ooooooo!! [14 december 2002]
wow
that was about the shortest 3 hours ever!!
warmup [13 december 2002]
watches first one to get into da mood
!!! [12 december 2002]
what are these people on?!!?
hrmpf!! siggimus ain’t at top >:(
you be judge: which is better? this or this?
or these buggers?!!?
cooooool!! [11 december 2002]
tihi! [11 december 2002]
mmmmmm [10 december 2002]
definitely worth it!!
‘we´ve bred all our kittens white | so you can see them in the night’
‘don’t push me
don’t push me
it’s a wild world’
a rockin’ way to end a concert 🙂
even an added verse
oh, the humanity!!!! [10 december 2002]
not that the choice was very difficult, but why, why, why, why, why, why?????
why, in the name of all that’s holy, is siggimus asked to make such a choice?!!?
at least tonight should be good
aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!! [9 december 2002]
the horror!! the horror!!
rhinotillexomania [9 december 2002]
yet another thing siggimus is afflicted with :/
not that it’s much of a pain 😀
😐 [8 december 2002]
freaky shit!!
phone rings: *drrrrriiiiinnnnggg!!*
siggimus picks up
‘hullo?’
noone there
hmm?
‘cooooo-eeeee!!!???’
‘aren’t you supposed to do some heavy breathing or something?’
*crackle*
siggimus turns down the volume on taraf de haïdouks on telly
erm…? same happens on da oder end!!
slowly a lightbulb goes off in da siggimus head, with a litle buzz
siggimus hesitantly puts other hand in pocket, pulling out da siggimus mobile
tah-dah!!
der’s da culprit!!
damn sneaky little siggimus mobile, making prank calls to siggimus from the confines of his pocket!!
ball [7 december 2002]
a bit clumsy sometimes, but nice hooters!! 😀
b g again [7 december 2002]
much the same as usual, a few beers, some coffee, some cave
cripple billy [6 december 2002]
sees another play. this 1 by that irish dude
liked that other 1 much better, siggimus must say
cave autograph!!! [6 december 2002]
turns out siggimus got nick cave’s autograph a while back!!
the cave was laughing & making jolly, so siggimus whipped out all his cds & asked his autograph. of course the king obliges, but writes his name in a very odd manner, so it doesn’t even fit on da cd!!
soon after dis, b woke up
siggimus hasn’t been able to find them cds anywhere 🙁
whatthefuck?!? [5 december 2002]
what on earth are these people doing checking out web siggimus???
ne ne ne ne ne [5 december 2002]
kiss siggimus’ pungent feet
give him 8 pots of money
promise him your firstborn
beg
be a real hot chick & seduce him thrice
be 2 not quite so hot chicks & seduce him thrice
& you might be considered for the seat next to siggimus on dec. 12 at 14.00
… [4 december 2002]
again, doesn’t see the latest bond flick
trims nails instead
yippee
quoth siggimus [3 december 2002]
you’re not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree
b g drops in [2 december 2002]
doesn’t bring any beer
brings something much better
wiiiiide griin!
siggimus da steamroller [1 december 2002]
going to mom’s for the weekly laundry treatment, siggimus is hijacked & put to work on a gingerbread house
being practically an expert in this area, siggimus rises to the occasion & transforms himself into a steamroller & flattens the dough
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