{"id":99,"date":"2004-05-01T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-01T20:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/05\/breather\/"},"modified":"2004-05-01T20:59:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-01T20:59:00","slug":"breather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/05\/01\/breather\/","title":{"rendered":"breather"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>a short wee breather while andri visits the crapper<\/p>\n<p>boy, he takes a while :\/<\/p>\n<p>so, obviously he&#8217;s spending the night at siggimus&#8217;, so siggimus gets to wrestle with him over homework &#038; whether or not he deserves a rey mysterio wrestling dvd (dat boy is hooked on da stuff, ugh :|) &#038; whether to rent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/KangarooJack-1119789\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"mind you, it\u00b4s not quite as good as claimed there...\">kangaroo jack<\/a> &#8211; again &#8211; or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/TheMatrixRevolutions-1127201\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"by jove, it has to be better than kangaroo jack!!\">the matrix revolutions<\/a><\/p>\n<p>well, there he comes again&#8230;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a short wee breather while andri visits the crapper boy, he takes a while :\/ so, obviously he&#8217;s spending the night at siggimus&#8217;, so siggimus gets to wrestle with him over homework &#038; whether or not he deserves a rey mysterio wrestling dvd (dat boy is hooked on da stuff, ugh :|) &#038; whether to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-99","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-breather","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}