{"id":9842,"date":"2019-12-05T18:13:00","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T18:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/?p=9842"},"modified":"2023-09-17T08:54:42","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T08:54:42","slug":"9842","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2019\/12\/05\/9842\/","title":{"rendered":"Celine Dion"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hj\u00fakrunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur: \u201eF\u00e9kkstu mi\u00f0ana \u00e1 Paul McCartney?\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c9g: *k\u00fagast* <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">L\u00e6knir: *horfir \u00e1 skj\u00e1inn* \u201eNei \u00fea\u00f0 var uppselt.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00c9g: *anda r\u00f3lega* <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">L\u00e6knir: \u201eEn var \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00f6rum \u00e1 Celine Dion eftir t\u00e6pt \u00e1r?\u201c *\u00fdtir sl\u00f6ngunni enn lengra ofan \u00ed koki\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity is-style-dots\" \/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nurse: &#8220;Did you get the tickets for the Paul McCartney concert?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: *gagging*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doctor: *watches screen* &#8220;No, it was sold out&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me: *breathing calmly*<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Doctor: &#8220;But did I tell you we&#8217;re going to see Celine Dion in December next year?&#8221; *pushes tube even further down my throat*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hj\u00fakrunarfr\u00e6\u00f0ingur: \u201eF\u00e9kkstu mi\u00f0ana \u00e1 Paul McCartney?\u201c \u00c9g: *k\u00fagast* L\u00e6knir: *horfir \u00e1 skj\u00e1inn* \u201eNei \u00fea\u00f0 var uppselt.\u201c \u00c9g: *anda r\u00f3lega* L\u00e6knir: \u201eEn var \u00e9g b\u00fainn a\u00f0 segja \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 f\u00f6rum \u00e1 Celine Dion eftir t\u00e6pt \u00e1r?\u201c *\u00fdtir sl\u00f6ngunni enn lengra ofan \u00ed koki\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r* Nurse: &#8220;Did you get the tickets for the Paul McCartney [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"status","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[108,76,54,67,75],"class_list":["post-9842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-status","hentry","category-social","tag-best-of","tag-english","tag-islenska","tag-life","tag-siggimus","post_format-post-format-status"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-9842","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9842"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16380,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9842\/revisions\/16380"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}