{"id":91,"date":"2004-04-26T23:38:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-26T23:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/04\/hmmm-2\/"},"modified":"2004-04-26T23:38:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-26T23:38:00","slug":"hmmm-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/04\/26\/hmmm-2\/","title":{"rendered":"hmmm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>bj\u00f6ssi calls &#038; invites siggimus over, where he &#038; iluks are sipping something that ain&#8217;t carrot juice<\/p>\n<p>a suitable atmosphere greets siggimus: out of the thick smoke seep the melancholy tones of cure&#8217;s pornography<\/p>\n<p>den bj\u00f6ssi suggests da gang go to a caf\u00e9<\/p>\n<p>all abide<\/p>\n<p>when the hot foreign chick comes over to serve, she politely but firmly (&#038; lastly but not leastly, cutely) refuses to serve bj\u00f6ssi beer<\/p>\n<p>good call, hot foreign chick! bj\u00f6ssi <em>is<\/em> quite drunk :\/<\/p>\n<p>*sneeeeeze!!!<\/p>\n<p>excuse siggimus please,<\/p>\n<p>so, poor ole bj\u00f6ssi only gets coffee, while iluks gets a big 1 &#038; siggimus a chick size one<\/p>\n<p>upon leaving, bj\u00f6ssi cusses hot foreign chick to hades &#038; back, while iluks &#038; siggimus both think quite fondly of her&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>bj\u00f6ssi calls &#038; invites siggimus over, where he &#038; iluks are sipping something that ain&#8217;t carrot juice a suitable atmosphere greets siggimus: out of the thick smoke seep the melancholy tones of cure&#8217;s pornography den bj\u00f6ssi suggests da gang go to a caf\u00e9 all abide when the hot foreign chick comes over to serve, she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-1t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}