{"id":82,"date":"2004-04-22T17:44:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-22T17:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/04\/why-cant-i-get-just-one-fuck\/"},"modified":"2004-04-22T17:44:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-22T17:44:00","slug":"why-cant-i-get-just-one-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/04\/22\/why-cant-i-get-just-one-fuck\/","title":{"rendered":"why can&#8217;t i get just one fuck?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>why can&#8217;t i get just one screw?<br \/>\n<br \/>why can&#8217;t i get just one screw?<\/p>\n<p>believe me i know what to do<br \/>\n<br \/>but something won&#8217;t let me make love to you<\/p>\n<p>why can&#8217;t i get just one fuck?<br \/>\n<br \/>why can&#8217;t i get just one fuck?<\/p>\n<p>i guess it&#8217;s something to do with luck<br \/>\n<br \/>but i waited my whole life for just one<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>why can&#8217;t i get just one screw? why can&#8217;t i get just one screw? believe me i know what to do but something won&#8217;t let me make love to you why can&#8217;t i get just one fuck? why can&#8217;t i get just one fuck? i guess it&#8217;s something to do with luck but i waited [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-1k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}