{"id":65,"date":"2004-04-09T15:03:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T15:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/04\/the-horror-the-horror\/"},"modified":"2004-04-09T15:03:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-09T15:03:00","slug":"the-horror-the-horror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/04\/09\/the-horror-the-horror\/","title":{"rendered":"the horror! the horror!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040409_352x288_kinamadur1.jpg?resize=352%2C288\" border=0 width=\"352\" height=\"288\" title=\"evil struts-upon-siggimus chinaman\"><\/center><br \/>\n<br \/>dis da evil chinaman that mocks siggimus whilst strutting about on his back<\/p>\n<p>see the evil in his eyes??<\/p>\n<p>&#038; last time siggimus went to see him, he gave him this to chew on:<\/p>\n<p><center><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.heimsnet.is\/siggimus\/geymsla\/Blogg\/040409_600x259_ginseng.jpg?resize=600%2C259\" border=0 width=\"600\" height=\"259\" title=\"evil ginseng root\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>supposedly the purest &#038; best ginseng you can get &#038; siggimus is supposed to gnaw at it when the feeling arises<\/p>\n<p>it don&#8217;t taste too great, so the feeling doesn&#8217;t arise all that often :\/<\/p>\n<p>but you can see siggimus&#8217; teethmarks on the left side there if you look real close!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>dis da evil chinaman that mocks siggimus whilst strutting about on his back see the evil in his eyes?? &#038; last time siggimus went to see him, he gave him this to chew on: supposedly the purest &#038; best ginseng you can get &#038; siggimus is supposed to gnaw at it when the feeling arises [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-13","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}