{"id":6093,"date":"2012-01-09T19:50:32","date_gmt":"2012-01-09T19:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=6093"},"modified":"2022-10-07T10:22:51","modified_gmt":"2022-10-07T10:22:51","slug":"no-ikea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2012\/01\/09\/no-ikea\/","title":{"rendered":"no, ikea"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: left; padding: 3px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/6668674205\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7020\/6668674205_6b8b68157f.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/6668674205\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">no, ikea<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/\">siggimus<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>no matter what your illustrated, wordless documentation says, one of these is not a screw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>no, ikea, originally uploaded by siggimus. no matter what your illustrated, wordless documentation says, one of these is not a screw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[14],"tags":[67,69],"class_list":["post-6093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pics","tag-life","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-1Ah","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6093","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6093"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6093\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9196,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6093\/revisions\/9196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6093"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6093"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6093"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}