{"id":6085,"date":"2011-12-28T08:55:27","date_gmt":"2011-12-28T08:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/?p=6085"},"modified":"2011-12-28T09:01:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-28T09:01:07","slug":"theres-no-cheese","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2011\/12\/28\/theres-no-cheese\/","title":{"rendered":"there&#8217;s no cheese"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: left; padding: 3px;\"><a title=\"photo sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/6586799953\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm8.staticflickr.com\/7160\/6586799953_e079535f18.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/6586799953\/\" target=\"_blank\">there&#8217;s no cheese<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/\">siggimus<\/a>.<\/span><\/div>\n<p>but there are cucumbers!<\/p>\n<p>[what the what?? this week, chef is away from work, so there won&#8217;t be anything to eat. what&#8217;s worse is that there is no cheese!! found a few cucumbers that will have to do]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there&#8217;s no cheese, originally uploaded by siggimus. but there are cucumbers! [what the what?? this week, chef is away from work, so there won&#8217;t be anything to eat. what&#8217;s worse is that there is no cheese!! found a few cucumbers that will have to do]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-1A9","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6085"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6088,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6085\/revisions\/6088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}