{"id":4908,"date":"2011-01-18T17:40:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-18T17:40:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2011\/01\/18\/flat-pack-version\/"},"modified":"2011-01-18T17:40:55","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T17:40:55","slug":"flat-pack-version","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2011\/01\/18\/flat-pack-version\/","title":{"rendered":"flat-pack version"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"text-align: left; padding: 3px;\">\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/5367713584\/\" title=\"photo sharing\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5161\/5367713584_5b76b7a973.jpg\" style=\"border: solid 2px #000000;\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px;\"><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/siggimus\/5367713584\/\">flat-pack version<\/a>, originally uploaded by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/people\/siggimus\/\">siggimus<\/a>.<\/span>\n<\/div>\n<p>\nof &quot;assembly of japanese bicycle require great peace of mind&quot;, siggimus takes it<\/p>\n<p>were it to be written out in words, it might translate to something<br \/>\nalong the lines of &quot;assembly of swedish flat-pack furniture require<br \/>\njolly disposition. and hammer. grinning accomplice twin with pencil<br \/>\nbehind ear will be of great use. ps: if flat-pack furniture breaks, be<br \/>\ncareful to smilingly rest knee on rug woven with harmony of mind as<br \/>\nyou stroke furniture gently&quot;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>flat-pack version, originally uploaded by siggimus. of &quot;assembly of japanese bicycle require great peace of mind&quot;, siggimus takes it were it to be written out in words, it might translate to something along the lines of &quot;assembly of swedish flat-pack furniture require jolly disposition. and hammer. grinning accomplice twin with pencil behind ear will be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-1ha","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}