{"id":44,"date":"2004-01-17T15:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-17T15:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/01\/busy-day-part-iii-the-keys\/"},"modified":"2004-01-17T15:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-17T15:22:00","slug":"busy-day-part-iii-the-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/01\/17\/busy-day-part-iii-the-keys\/","title":{"rendered":"busy day, part iii: the keys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>siggimus hitches ride with keg&#8217;s taxi to his domicile, or rather tells keg as they approach his domicile that siggimus won&#8217;t be going downtown. keg tries to argue, but siggimus is adam ant<\/p>\n<p>eventually, siggimus wades snow up to his ankles, snow that had snowed in the past 3 hours, still in the suit from work &#038; stuff<\/p>\n<p>reaching the door, it slowly dawns on siggimus that the keys needed for opening it, are not with him<\/p>\n<p>turning around, siggimus sees keg &#038; taxi disappear <\/p>\n<p>instead of panicking, siggimus decides to call for another taxi<\/p>\n<p>11 minutes later, siggimus reaches cab company<\/p>\n<p>cabcompanywoman: &#8216;might take a while&#8217;<br \/>\n<br \/>s: &#8216;how big a while?&#8217;<br \/>\n<br \/>ccw: &#8216;the ball will be over, toots&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>siggimus explains predicament &#038; ccw promises to do her best to help<\/p>\n<p>24 mins later, a cab arrives from out of the snow &#038; takes siggimus to work<\/p>\n<p>siggimus wades snow up to his knees to get in<\/p>\n<p>villi wakes up &#038; laughs at siggimus, who takes the opportunity to change out of suit &#038; into comfy clothes &#038; sneakers<\/p>\n<p>den runs out to cab again to go back home, where a soft bed &#038; a cranky parrot have been waiting for him all night<\/p>\n<p>the moment it struck felt like ages. all sorts of thoughts crossed siggimus&#8217; mind before he dared admit to the cabdriver that the siggimus wallet was still in the back pocket of his suit pants, hanging neatly on a wooden coat hanger where he had left them not 7 minutes ago. siggimus contemplates offering cab driver his tv as collateral, but decides against it &#038; asks him to drive him back again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>so, an hour &#038; approximately \u20ac35 poorer, siggimus finally gets in to be with the cranky parrot<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>siggimus hitches ride with keg&#8217;s taxi to his domicile, or rather tells keg as they approach his domicile that siggimus won&#8217;t be going downtown. keg tries to argue, but siggimus is adam ant eventually, siggimus wades snow up to his ankles, snow that had snowed in the past 3 hours, still in the suit from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-I","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}