{"id":420,"date":"2004-12-25T14:50:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-25T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/12\/recap\/"},"modified":"2004-12-25T14:50:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-25T14:50:00","slug":"recap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/12\/25\/recap\/","title":{"rendered":"recap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>to make up for the near silence of almost a week, here&#8217;s a quick recap of the last few days <\/p>\n<p><strong>the bad luck<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>as siggimus found himself at the peak of his luck, he met with jonkurteiz, who&#8217;s in town with his saga for christmas at the lieutenant colonel&#8217;s place for a bit of white wine from a bucket, courtesy of the lieutenant colonel<\/p>\n<p>after a glass or two, jonkurteiz&#8217; ulcer starts acting up &#038; siggimus squeals with heartburn, so both of them cut the night short, after a short discussion on the current whereabouts of karel ulrik, who seems to have disappeared from the face of the earth<\/p>\n<p>getting home at around 2 am, siggimus crawls into bed, only to jump out of it again 10 mins later, run for the bathroom &#038; regurgitate something wicked<\/p>\n<p>a 13 hour hurlorama of hell ensued, during most of which siggimus wished for death to ease the suffering a bit<\/p>\n<p>out of consideration for the faint-hearted part of the readership, all graphic descriptions &#038; photographs will be withheld<\/p>\n<p><strong>the healing<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>fortunately, siggimus has a lot of <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.hbo.com\/sixfeetunder\/\" title=\"nope, not the the world\u00b4s premier death metal band, nor what your whole twisted, miserable, meaningless life is leading up to\" target=\"_blank\"><em>six feet under<\/em><\/a>, series one around to keep him company during the healing process<\/p>\n<p>for the healing didn&#8217;t come easy<\/p>\n<p><strong>the signing, attempt i<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>tuesday, noon, siggimus heads his weakish self to the real estate agent to sign his name a few times<\/p>\n<p>as it turns out, the other party didn&#8217;t. phonecall went something like this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;hello? this is the real estate agent. weren&#8217;t you supposed to come here &#038; sign the papers today?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;aha&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;i see&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;mhmmm&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;well, i&#8217;m sorry that we forgot to tell you, but let&#8217;s try and reschedule, shan&#8217;t we?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>sure enough, rescheduling is done<\/p>\n<p><strong>the signing, attempt ii<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>this time around, all the needed parties actually show up &#038; siggimus brings out his special pen, all eager to use it to scribble his name<\/p>\n<p>well, siggimus does get a chance to do that (&#038; quite a number of times, actually), but only inbetween listening to the real estate agent reading out every tiring little detail of the numbingly boring small print<\/p>\n<p>&#038; that&#8217;s one serius broad <\/p>\n<p>not one for spicing things up by doing funny voices or anything like that<\/p>\n<p>so, siggimus gets to sign his name a couple of million times (on the contract itself he actually gets to sign all three copies twice &#8217;cause the special pen has black ink, resulting in a signature that could apparently be faked in any half decent photocopier) during the 100 minute or so ceremony. &#038; a good thing, for if he hadn&#8217;t gotten to do a bit of signing, he could easily have fallen asleep to the droning voice of that real estate woman <\/p>\n<p><strong>the good luck<\/strong><br \/>\n<br \/>now the little good luck fairies are back to watching over siggimus, who has regained most of his health &#038; appetite for christmas<\/p>\n<p>&#038; he <em>is<\/em> moving in to his new place in the first half of january \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>this should bring you up to speed on the adventures of siggimus &#038; his cows<\/p>\n<p>happy christmas, all!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>to make up for the near silence of almost a week, here&#8217;s a quick recap of the last few days the bad luck as siggimus found himself at the peak of his luck, he met with jonkurteiz, who&#8217;s in town with his saga for christmas at the lieutenant colonel&#8217;s place for a bit of white [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-recap","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}