{"id":413,"date":"2004-12-16T07:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-16T07:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/12\/almost-forgot\/"},"modified":"2004-12-16T07:58:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-16T07:58:00","slug":"almost-forgot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/12\/16\/almost-forgot\/","title":{"rendered":"almost forgot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>as if the whole cheat-shebang wasn&#8217;t enough action for one day, siggimus found out yesterday that he actually knows father christmas personally (well, 1\/13th, actually)<\/p>\n<p>tuesday siggimus got a christmas present from a company he works with a bit<\/p>\n<p>being a curious little feller, siggimus tore open the pack, to find the special extended 4 dvd edition of a certain little 3rd &#038; last film about a hobbit<\/p>\n<p>siggimus sent father christmas a note later that day &#038; thanked him heartily for his generosity, asking whether he could mayhap buy the other two directly from him, at cost?<\/p>\n<p>well, two hours later, when siggimus returns from his visit to the miracle bank lady, a plastic bag sits on his desk<\/p>\n<p>a plastic bag containing the special extended 4 dvd edition of the first two films <\/p>\n<p>hallelujah!<\/p>\n<p>praise father christmas!!<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>as if the whole cheat-shebang wasn&#8217;t enough action for one day, siggimus found out yesterday that he actually knows father christmas personally (well, 1\/13th, actually) tuesday siggimus got a christmas present from a company he works with a bit being a curious little feller, siggimus tore open the pack, to find the special extended 4 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-6F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}