{"id":39,"date":"2004-01-12T20:30:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-12T20:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/01\/almost-over\/"},"modified":"2004-01-12T20:30:00","modified_gmt":"2004-01-12T20:30:00","slug":"almost-over","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/01\/12\/almost-over\/","title":{"rendered":"almost over"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>forgets the thingy on his ankle when he wakes up &#038; gets brilliant idea!!<\/p>\n<p>fucking with them!<\/p>\n<p>see, siggimus has been participating in clinical research for restless leg syndrome<\/p>\n<p>yes, restless leg syndrome <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rls.org\/about_rls\/default.htm\" target=\"_new\">[more]<\/a><\/p>\n<p>siggimus doesn&#8217;t have it, but a close relative does. apparently this means that your legs are a bit restless<\/p>\n<p>anyhoo, this research involves sleeping with some silly gadget tied to an ankle for five nights, and filling out a questionnaire every morning about how siggimus slept. the questions include when did siggimus go to sleep, how often did he wake up, did he drink coffee, did he drink alcohol &#038; stuff<\/p>\n<p>the gadget is supposed to measure the restlessness of the leg during the night<\/p>\n<p>staying up all night, shaking leg all around, but answering the questionnaire as if it was an uneventful night&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>serves them right, right?<\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>forgets the thingy on his ankle when he wakes up &#038; gets brilliant idea!! fucking with them! see, siggimus has been participating in clinical research for restless leg syndrome yes, restless leg syndrome [more] siggimus doesn&#8217;t have it, but a close relative does. apparently this means that your legs are a bit restless anyhoo, this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-39","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-D","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}