{"id":353,"date":"2004-11-07T13:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-07T13:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/11\/revenge-of-the-babysat\/"},"modified":"2011-07-21T06:29:13","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T06:29:13","slug":"revenge-of-the-babysat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/11\/07\/revenge-of-the-babysat\/","title":{"rendered":"revenge of the babysat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>so, the wee cute critter, decided she didn&#8217;t really want to sleep, meaning siggimus had to walk around with her for some 30-45 mins before calming her down enough to sit on the bed &#038; play with her colourful cassette player, as it played <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/search-handle-url\/index=books&#038;field-author=Egner%2C%252520Thorbjorn\/102-6843645-6144935\" target=\"_blank\"><em>kardimommub\u00e6rinn<\/em><\/a> for the 3rd, 4th &#038; 5th consecutive times<\/p>\n<p>keeling over a few times, completely knackered, she refused to give up, &#038; kept up battle for a total of two hours, by which time she was pretty much delirious<\/p>\n<p>over to the big, evil critter<\/p>\n<p>he had a friend staying over, a bit of an odd feller who doesn&#8217;t appear to eat<\/p>\n<p>anyhoo, as is law for two 10-year-old lads, they didn&#8217;t go to sleep when siggimus finally managed to chase them into the bedroom with a whip<\/p>\n<p>about an hour later, siggimus hears snickering &#038; frolicking from the cage &#038; enters it with ogrish face, bellowing at them to be quiet &#038; go to sleep &#038; threatening them with unspeakable evil, lest they be asleep (or at least quiet) in 10 mins<\/p>\n<p>10 mins later, frolicking was still taking place, so siggimus makes good of his threat; picks up chair in nearby room, enters cage, places chair in middle of room, sits on chair &#038; watches outlines of little critters in dark<\/p>\n<p>only took about 7 mins for them to fall asleep<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/crazy_rhino.tripod.com\/gallery\/rmt.html\" target=\"_blank\">kudos to bill for the title<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>so, the wee cute critter, decided she didn&#8217;t really want to sleep, meaning siggimus had to walk around with her for some 30-45 mins before calming her down enough to sit on the bed &#038; play with her colourful cassette player, as it played kardimommub\u00e6rinn for the 3rd, 4th &#038; 5th consecutive times keeling over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pcQPg2-5H","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=353"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5953,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/353\/revisions\/5953"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}