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let’s see if siggimus can remember something<\/p>\n

there was beer<\/p>\n

there was white wine<\/p>\n

there was ‘pub malla’<\/p>\n

there was talisker wiskey<\/p>\n

there were hot chicks<\/p>\n

there was highland park wiskey<\/p>\n

there was namecalling of those who weren’t men enough for talisker<\/p>\n

there was karlotta & malla & palli & k\u00e1ri & krissi<\/p>\n

there was fun<\/p>\n

there was, apparently, quite a lotta karlotta<\/p>\n

there was some pub (help?)<\/p>\n

there was limping<\/p>\n

there was a taxi<\/p>\n

there was an attempt to open siggimus’s front door with mobile phone<\/p>\n

there was sitting around, looking at front door<\/p>\n

there was irritated mumbling in general direction of front door<\/p>\n

there was an attempt to open siggimus’s front door with the access card from work<\/p>\n

there was trying to get mobile phone to work<\/p>\n

there was rain<\/p>\n

there was a fleece hat<\/p>\n

there were 10 mins of poking buttons on mobile phone<\/p>\n

there was wondering why siggimus couldn’t see anything on the mobile phone display<\/p>\n

there was maybe an hour of trying to think the door open<\/p>\n

there was the slow but eventual realisation that keys would be required<\/p>\n

there was looking for keys in pockets<\/p>\n

there was limping<\/p>\n

there was another taxi<\/p>\n

there was entering work in the middle of the night with the access card from work<\/p>\n

there was whining about a swollen ankle<\/p>\n

there were keys to siggimus’ place<\/p>\n

there was an open door to siggimus’ place<\/p>\n

there was rejoicing<\/p>\n

there was limping<\/p>\n

there was water<\/p>\n

there was bed<\/p>\n

there was wonderful sleep<\/p>\n

there were attempts at remembering<\/p>\n

there was turning on mobile phone<\/p>\n

there were a lot of questions about the swollenness of ankle<\/p>\n

there was hoping some of those would eventually get answered<\/p>\n

from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

let’s see if siggimus can remember something there was beer there was white wine there was ‘pub malla’ there was talisker wiskey there were hot chicks there was highland park wiskey there was namecalling of those who weren’t men enough for talisker there was karlotta & malla & palli & k\u00e1ri & krissi there was […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-limp","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}