{"id":327,"date":"2004-10-28T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-28T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/vu2057.freddie.1984.is\/siggimustest\/2004\/10\/ouch\/"},"modified":"2011-07-21T06:31:21","modified_gmt":"2011-07-21T06:31:21","slug":"ouch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/2004\/10\/28\/ouch\/","title":{"rendered":"ouch!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.hex.is\/blogphone_blogger_1090361774596\/audiofiles\/20041028192757.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/blog.hex.is\/blogphone_blogger_1090361774596\/audiofiles\/20041028192757.jpg?h=240\"  border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>chinese instrument of torture \ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n<p>mode d&#8217;emploi: siggimus puts head between thingies, facing this way<\/p>\n<p>chinaman tells siggimus to sit on massage bench <\/p>\n<p>siggimus attempts to sit<\/p>\n<p>siggimus finds his butt suspended in air<\/p>\n<p>that horrible contraption keeps siggimus hanging approx. 3 cm above said bench<\/p>\n<p>then, chinaman starts pressing down on siggimus&#8217; shoulders<\/p>\n<p>egad!<\/p>\n<p>that hurt!<\/p>\n<p>blogged from the field by&nbsp;siggimus<\/p>\n<div class=\"powered\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hexia.net\" alt=\"Hexia\">Hexia<\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div class=\"blogger-post-footer\">from siggimus.blogspot.com<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>chinese instrument of torture \ud83d\ude10 mode d&#8217;emploi: siggimus puts head between thingies, facing this way chinaman tells siggimus to sit on massage bench siggimus attempts to sit siggimus finds his butt suspended in air that horrible contraption keeps siggimus hanging approx. 3 cm above said bench then, chinaman starts pressing down on siggimus&#8217; shoulders egad! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nothing"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/scQPg2-ouch","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5975,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions\/5975"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/siggimus.com\/siggimus\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}